Yoane warned Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer

aita, angry wife, baked chicken wings, cooking mishap, destroying dinner, dinner disaster, dinner ruined, emergency response, fire extinguisher, fire prevention, fire safety, house fire, household accident, HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer, kitchen chaos, kitchen disaster, marital conflict, mealtime mishap, raging fire, saving our house, VEGETABLES

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life, like accidentally setting your house on fire while cooking dinner! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your burnt chicken wings look like child’s play. Plus, we have a strict “no fire extinguishers allowed” policy, so you can watch the world burn (figuratively, of course) while enjoying a nice virtual meal with your fellow players. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the flames of adventure consume you!

MineCraftyMakeover

attractiveness tips, Body language, communication skills, confidence building, Fashion tips, healthy lifestyle, inner beauty, MineCraftyMakeover, outer beauty, personal development, personal grooming, positive mindset, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, self-confidence, self-improvement techniques, Skincare Routine, Social Skills, ways to become more attractive

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob with zero style points? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll level up your attractiveness in no time!

Join us and you’ll be strutting around in the latest pixelated fashion trends, turning heads with your diamond-studded armor and enchanted accessories. Our virtual catwalk is the place to be seen, and you’ll be the talk of the town in no time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the more attractive you become on our server, the more luck you’ll have in finding rare loot and uncovering hidden treasures. It’s like the Minecraft universe is rewarding you for being fabulous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the most attractive player in all of blocky land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCopterCrash

air transportation, aircraft malfunction, aviation accident, aviation safety, cause revealed, CraftyCopterCrash, crash investigation, Ebrahim Raisi, fatal crash, government official, helicopter crash, investigation, iran, Iranian president, MIDDLE EAST, national tragedy, News Update, political leader, presidential helicopter, tragic incident, tragic loss

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so, like, you wanna know why you should join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

first off, did you hear about that helicopter crash that killed the Iranian president? well, turns out it was all because he was tryin’ to get to this server to play some minecraft with us! yeah, he heard about all the epic builds and insane mini-games we got goin’ on here and just had to join in on the action.

but seriously, this server is like no other. we got giant statues of llamas, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. oh, and did i mention the pet dragons you can ride around on? yeah, it’s pretty freakin’ awesome.

so, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe, come join us! just watch out for any helicopters tryin’ to crash land on ya while you’re playin’. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!

PixelPreggersGDMRiskyCraft

air pollution, air quality, environmental health, gestational diabetes mellitus, health outcomes, Health research, long-term effects, maternal diabetes, maternal health, NH4+, NO3−, om., PixelPreggersGDMRiskyCraft, PM2.5 exposure, pollutant exposure, pregnancy complications, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, public health, research study, risk factors

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	42	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

join this epic minecraft server where we build houses out of PM2.5 and mine for NO3- and NH4+ to fight off the evil gestational diabetes mellitus monsters! with a 20% increased risk of fun and adventure, you’ll never want to leave this crazy world. come join us and let’s get mining!

🌷 Elysian SMP: So Vanilla, even the creepers are on a diet! Season 8!

#addons, 16+, Accepted, anarchy server, apply, apply fast, armor, bedrock realm, Builds, Creative, CREEPERS, diet, Elysian, Elysian Gallery, Elysian SMP, Food, Friends, Gifts, Help, Magic, Minecraft, Realms, Season, server hosting, smp, Story, talented minds, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Potions Brewed:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	9822
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Farms Harvested:	705
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Elysian Gallery Minecraft Server

🌷Elysian Gallery hosts a Minecraft bedrock realm for the creative and talented minds out there! This is not an anarchy server, so behave yourself!!🌻ㅤ ♡

⁺ 16+ Only!

⁺ w/ addons! (armor, food, magic, etc.)

⁺ we just started, so you won’t be behind!

⁺ very welcoming! we’d love to give you gifts and help you get started.

⁺ Make beautiful builds, create a story, and make friends with us here!

₍ᐢ. ̯ .ᐢ₎+ This realm is hosted in a server. You must apply and be accepted (it’s fast dw) before being in the realm. Thanks :}

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server for players of all ages?	No, this server is for players aged 16 and older.
What addons are available on the server?	Addons for armor, food, magic, and more are available.
How can I join the realm?	You must apply and be accepted before being able to join the realm.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, this is not an anarchy server so griefing is not allowed.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, players are expected to behave themselves and respect others on the server.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

blockparty, CV-90, forsvarsindustri, hæren, kampkjøretøy, kampvogn, krigsmateriell, krigsteknologi, militærhistorie, militærkjøretøy, militærmakt, militært utstyr, militærteknologi, Minecraft, norge, norsk forsvar, norsk forsvarshistorie, norsk industri, pansret kjøretøy, Server, stridsvogn, tråden, utgaven

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by a magical unicorn that farts rainbows, giving you extra luck in finding diamonds! 2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against aliens and robots for ultimate bragging rights. 3. We have a secret underground society of talking chickens that will trade you rare items for corn kernels. 4. The main currency on our server is actually chocolate bars, because who needs boring old emeralds? 5. Every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs busting out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LinuxMemeOS Dropout on Minecraft SMP

coding, Computer, Development, dropout, IT, linux, LinuxMemeOS, Mac, meme OS, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, Programming Languages, smp, software, software architecture, Software Development, software engineering, Tech, tech industry, Technology, Unix, windows

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for epic adventures and meme-worthy moments? Say goodbye to the Linux meme OS and hello to the craziest SMP you’ve ever seen!

SisCraft Minecraft Server

Bridesmaids, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, future stepdaughter, maid of honor, maid of honor duties, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships, SisCraft, sister, step down, teenage daughter, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding prep, wedding stress

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my sister’s wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll be forced to keep two feuding bridesmaids from tearing each other apart, just like my niece Lily and her step-sister Gemma.

But don’t worry, we promise it’ll be a blast! You’ll have to make sure they smile for virtual photos, prevent them from ruining their virtual dresses, and stop them from virtual yelling at each other. It’s a maid of honor simulation like no other!

And if you fail, well, let’s just say the virtual bride might accuse you of trying to ruin her virtual happily ever after. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive this wild Minecraft adventure!

SisStoleCashButImStillSuing

college students, family betrayal, family conflict, family drama, felony charges, financial betrayal, financial loss, legal consequences, money theft, parental intervention, personal boundaries, police involvement, pressing charges, sibling rivalry, sibling theft, SisStoleCashButImStillSuing, sister relationship, sisterly bond, stolen money, trust broken, trust issues

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, theft, and police involvement!

Just like this story of a sister stealing $1500 from her own flesh and blood, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might log in one day to find your virtual diamonds missing and your Minecraft dog running away with them!

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to disbelief to pure chaos. And hey, at least on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh after a dramatic turn of events. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MineCraftMentality

coping strategies, emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health check-in, mental health education, mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftMentality, self-care, Stress Management, well-being

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1

Feeling like a creeper about to explode with excitement? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We’ve got more diamonds than a pickaxe can handle and more mobs than you can shake a sword at. Plus, our virtual therapist villagers are always ready to lend an ear and help you work through any mental blocks you may have. So come on over and let’s mine away those blues together!