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BlockyDeathWish

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	846	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Farms Harvested:	681
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Potions Brewed:	146	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mines Excavated:	4077	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6381
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crops Grown:	7966	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!