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PagerWar Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

CraftyPrideLand

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

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66.11.114.195:5035

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	86	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

92.222.153.86:52333

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Votes:	3614
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchantments Applied:	138	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

AutisticSisRageCraft

activities, autism, AutisticSisRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Frustration, misunderstanding, overreaction, overstimulation, patience, personal space, relationships, Selfishness, socializing, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Votes:	1309
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
New Chunks Explored:	253186	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

Business, corporate, corporate culture, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false promises, fraud, lie, LieCorp, Manipulation, Minecraft, misleading, smp, trust issues, Unethical, unethical behavior, White Lies, workplace ethics

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!