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Blood & Thunder Minecraft Server

Adventure, Band, Blood, blood and thunder, CREW, frens, hearties, jolly roger, Loot, Mateys, Minecraft, pillage, Pirates, plunder, plundering, sailing, sea shanty, SEAS, Server, Ship, Swashbuckling, thunder, Treasure, yo ho ho

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1396	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Ahoy mateys! Come join our Minecraft server where we sail the high seas, plundering and pillaging like true pirates! We’ve got a merry band of Frens who will split their lungs with blood and thunder just to make sure you have a good time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids who will trade you diamonds for fish! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a land of unicorns and rainbows where you can ride on a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, me hearties! Yo ho ho and a bottle of…uh, potion of invisibility!

PirateCraft: Shiver Me Blockers

Adventure, Blockers, Buried Treasure, high seas, jolly roger, Mateys, pirate adventure, pirate captain, pirate code, pirate crew, pirate flag, pirate life, pirate ship, PirateCraft, Pirates, plundering, sailing, sea voyage, shipmates, shiver, Swashbuckling, Treasure hunt, yo ho ho

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mines Excavated:	1380	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Ahoy there, me hearties! Welcome to the most swashbuckling Minecraft server on the seven seas! Join us if ye be lookin’ for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, ship battles, and plunderin’ galore!

Why should ye join our crew, ye ask? Well, let me tell ye a tale of a legendary pirate who once sailed these waters. They say he buried his treasure deep within the server, guarded by fearsome creatures and deadly traps. Will ye be the one to uncover his riches and claim the title of Pirate King?

But beware, me mateys, for this server be filled with all sorts of wacky shenanigans. From exploding chickens to dancing skeletons, ye never know what mischief ye might encounter on your journey. So grab yer sword and set sail for the craziest Minecraft adventure ye ever did see!

So what are ye waitin’ for? Join us now and let the plunderin’ begin! Aye aye, my mateys!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Lazy, minecraft server, ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL, OWNER, personal account, Rating, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	259	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

wz7f.vanillaboxmc.ru

CrazyHaremMCServer

Anime games, arknights, Azur Promilia, blue archive, Chinese, clorinde, Collaboration Drama, CrazyHaremMCServer, Fan, firefly, genshin impact, Geovishap pet, harem, Honkai, Lock Drama, Mahjong Soul, mainstream audience, male protagonist, mihoyo, Naming Drama, PV Drama, Skadi Banner, star rail

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more scandals and controversies than a reality TV show, and we’re not afraid to stir the pot!

Join us for the Azur Promilia’s Male Protagonist Lock Drama, where players fight over who gets to be the main character and who’s just a sidekick. Or dive into the Blue Archive and Mahjong Soul Collaboration Drama, where alliances are made and broken over virtual card games.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the Arknights Skadi Banner Naming Drama, where players argue over the perfect name for a banner. And don’t miss out on the Honkai: Star Rail Firefly PV Drama, where the fate of the world hinges on a pixelated firefly.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got the Genshin Impact Clorinde “Geovishap pet” Drama, where players debate whether a virtual pet is worth all the fuss.

So come join us on this wild ride of drama, intrigue, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what crazy adventure awaits you next!

CraftyNEET Minecraft Server

10k, 30yo, boomer memes, CraftyNeet, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, generation gap, internet culture, Meme culture, meme generation, meme humor, millennial, Minecraft, NEET, neet lifestyle, personal finance, save up, savings, Server, unemployment, young adult, younger than 25

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Towns Built:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	185	Zombie Dances:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	1279

Are you tired of being a NEET and living in your parents’ basement? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will change your life forever? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and you’ll instantly become a 30-year-old boomer with a mortgage and a minivan. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that will make you age faster, so you can experience the joys of being a middle-aged adult in just a few days. Say goodbye to your youth and hello to early retirement!

But that’s not all! If you’re under 25, we’ll give you a special discount on our aging potion. Just save up 10K in virtual currency and you’ll be on your way to becoming a boomer in no time. Who needs youth and freedom when you can have a mortgage and a midlife crisis?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the boomer life you’ve always dreamed of. Remember, age is just a number, but being a boomer is a lifestyle.

CatRapCancerGrief

annoying cat, bath mat, Cancer, cat dying, CatRapCancerGrief, chatgpt, dumb raps, girlfriend jokes, good mood ruined, hurt feelings, litter box, long-distance relationship, personal events, Rap, sleeping arrangements, snapping at girlfriend, specific circumstances, throwaway, vet visit, wacky girlfriend

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ores Mined:	9203	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s rap about giving your cat poop cancer? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even ChatGPT would be impressed. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a rap battle about Minecraft mobs gone wrong. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

BlockBusterCraft

all-time favorites, BlockBusterCraft, cinema classics, favorite films, Film Critics, film enthusiasts, film suggestions, great movies, highly recommended, movie buffs, movie lovers, movies, must see, must see movies, must watch, must watch films, must watch list, Recommendations, top movie recommendations, Top Picks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	199962	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Are you tired of boring old movies that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got movie recommendations that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a portal opens up and you’re transported into a world where you can watch movies with your favorite Minecraft characters. Steve and Alex are the ultimate movie critics, giving their stamp of approval on films like “The Ender Dragon Chronicles” and “Zombie Pigmen vs. Skeleton Warriors.”

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to exclusive movie screenings in our virtual theater made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine sneaking in to watch his favorite rom-com.

So why waste your time on boring old movies when you can join our server and experience cinematic masterpieces that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming “Creeper, oh man!” in no time. Join now for the ultimate movie-watching experience that will leave you saying, “I’d give it a diamond pickaxe out of 10!”

CraftyNippon Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, bilateral trade, Close ally, CraftyNippon, diplomatic consequences, economic cooperation, economic sanctions, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, global partnerships, Indian firms, international relations, international trade agreements, Japan, Minecraft, political pressure, russia, SANCTION, sanctions enforcement, Server, strategic alliances, trade ties

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, diamonds for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. But wait, there’s more! Our mods are like wizards, casting spells to make your builds epic AF.

And get this, our community is like a close ally, just like Japan and India. We’re all about that trade, baby. You wanna join us for some sick trades and alliances? Then hop on this server, where the fun never stops and the memes never end.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell Russia, they might get jealous of all the fun we’re having without them.

ZombieCraft: Japan Outbreak

Bacterial infection, Contagious disease, Deadly bacteria, Deadly epidemic, Deadly infection, Deadly outbreak, Fast-acting bacteria, Flesh-eating bacteria, Flesh-eating syndrome, health crisis, Infectious Disease, Japan, Japanese outbreak, Life-threatening infection, medical emergency, Necrotizing fasciitis, outbreak, Public health alert, Rapidly spreading disease, Two-day death bacteria, Urgent health warning, ZombieCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	7565	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our epic adventure where flesh-eating bacteria roam the land, ready to take you out in just two days!

But don’t worry, we’ve got potions and spells to protect you from these deadly bacteria. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to tame them and use them as your own personal army!

Join now for a chance to become the ultimate bacteria warrior and conquer the land with your infectious powers. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

TasteTestTyrant

culinary history, EXECUTION, food allergies, food allergy, food poisoning, food preparation, Food Safety, food testing, historical anecdotes, King’s food taster, medieval chefs, medieval executions, medieval history, medieval punishment, royal chefs, royal court, royal cuisine, royal food tasting, royal kitchens, TasteTestTyrant, unknown allergy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the same fate as those poor medieval chefs who got yeeted cuz the king’s food taster couldn’t handle a lil food allergy. we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground taco stand run by villagers who moonlight as salsa dancers. build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not real lava…or is it?). come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where anything can happen, even getting turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server…unless you’re a block of cheese, then you might be a little bored.

DMVPlatesRUs Minecraft Server

Access, Assistance, assistance needed, behind the scenes, Confidential, Connections, connections needed, DMV, DMVPlatesRUs, government agency, help requested, Insider, insider information, license plates, Minecraft, Official, personalized plates, privileges, Request, Server, special favor, special treatment, vehicle registration

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Towns Built:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of driving around with boring old license plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and we’ll hook you up with some custom plates that will make all the other players jealous. We’ve got insiders at the DMV who can get you any design you want, whether it’s a picture of your pet goldfish or a unicorn riding a skateboard. So why settle for plain plates when you can roll up in style on our server? Join now and let the license plate madness begin!

Crafty Coom/Goon Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, best girl, Character, coom, CoomGoon, Crafty, cute, Fan, Fandom, FANTASY, favourite girl, Goon Piece, harem, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Otome, romance, series, Server, Shoujo, waifu

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Why should you join? Because we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the latest hits! And don’t even get me started on our pet llama racing track – it’s a llama-zing experience you won’t find anywhere else! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and did we mention we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.