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SupremeCraft Minecraft Server

Confidential, Government, hidden, intelligence, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Protection, Relocation, Rumors, Safety, secretive, secure location, SECURITY, Server, sources, speculation, supreme leader, SupremeCraft, undisclosed, whereabouts

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	134
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server where even Iran’s supreme leader had to be taken to a secure location cuz it’s THAT intense! Like, the mobs are so crazy strong, they made him run for his life! 😂 But don’t worry, we got u covered with OP weapons and armor to take them down like a boss. Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. So come join the madness and let’s conquer this server together! 🚀💥 #MinecraftMadness #SupremeLeaderShowdown

StrikeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

#announcement, Communication, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Government, INFORMATION, international relations, long-range strikes, Military Action, News, Permission, Politics, Revenge, russia, russians, spokesman, StrikeCraft, Tension, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy world where ukraine has permission to do long-range strikes on russia! like, what even is that?? but don’t worry, zelenskyy’s spokesman will totally keep the russians in the loop, like “hey guys, heads up, we’re gonna be launching some missiles your way, hope u don’t mind!” it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less consequences. join now for a wild ride of international intrigue and pixelated warfare!

Dopamine Rush Minecraft

auditory stimuli, auditory triggers, behavioral science, brain function, cognitive behavior, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Decision making, decision making process, decision making triggers, dopamine, dopamine release, dopamine response, Minecraft, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, psychological effects, researchers, riskier choices, risky decision-making, Rush, sensory perception, unexpected sound

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

so, like, imagine you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in our server, right? and then BAM! out of nowhere, you hear a chicken clucking right in your ear! next thing you know, you’re making the craziest decisions, like jumping off a cliff just for fun! it’s all because of the dopamine rush, man. join our server for the wildest adventures and the most unexpected sounds that will make you do the most insane things! come on, you know you want to risk it all for that sweet, sweet dopamine hit!

Welcome to “The Cavern” where you can survive, build a town, and play wacky events in version 1.21!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, BUILD, Cavern, Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required), custom fishing, Dungeon Bosses, Events, Keep Inventory, Marriages, MCMMO, Over 1, Play, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, SURVIVE, Tamable Pets, TOWN, Version, Wacky

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6466	Love Letters Sent:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2737	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

📗 Slimefun (Modpack like experience)

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Player Driven Economy

📦 Keep Inventory

⚔️ Dungeon Bosses

🐟 Custom Fishing

🎨 Art Map

🚢 Over 1,000+ Quests

🌾 Balanced Jobs System

🕵️ Blackmarket NPC

🛍️ Player Markets

🌌 Player Warps

⛏️ mcMMO

🐾 Tamable Pets

🆓 6 FREE Ranks

🤝 Secure Trading

🌎 Dynmap

✔️ Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)

💍 Marriages

👪 Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Spark The Tech Minecraft Server

Adventure, anticipation, Demo, demo version, dumb bitch, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Gaming, long tail, Minecraft, remake, remake demo, Romancing SaGa 2, RPG, SaGa series, Server, Spark, tags, Tech, Technology, video games, woooo

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spark or pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of romancing SaGa 2 remake demo in Minecraft form! That’s right, we’ve combined the epicness of a classic RPG with the blocky world of Minecraft for a gaming experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in all things Minecraft. They will guide you through quests, battles, and even help you find hidden treasures in the most unexpected places.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama-led adventures begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a dumb bitch.

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

15930995, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, digital communication, discussion, forum, internet, internet culture, long tail, message board, Minecraft, no, online anonymity, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, privacy, smp, Tag, Thread

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4743
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	102
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his fluffy regime? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to navigate the treacherous Lava Parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll respawn, right?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll make for a good story)!

StepGrandmaCare Minecraft Server

assets, care costs, caregiving, dementia, family, family dynamics, family relationships, Financial Planning, Housewife, impact on home life, Inheritance, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting family, residential care, responsibilities, savings, Server, step-grandma, StepGrandmaCare, taking advantage, Time management, traditional roles

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Crops Grown:	6387
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can escape from your responsibilities and dive into a virtual realm where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Leave behind the family drama and join us for some epic battles against creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs to deal with caring for elderly step-grandmas when you can be exploring vast landscapes and building your dream castle? Plus, our community is full of fun and friendly players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Smell911 – Wife & Aunt Drama

aita, Argument, aunt, Contractor, Contractors, defcon 4, discomfort, Drama, embarrassed, emergency services, Fire department, gas company, lackadaisical, nail polish, neighbors, non emergency, odor, old food, Protective, reaction, ruined weekend, Smell911, Upset, Vinegar, waste of resources, Wife

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as calling the fire department for a vinegar smell? Look no further! Join our server where every little mishap turns into a full-blown emergency response.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend accidentally spills their virtual coffee on the keyboard. Next thing you know, the in-game fire department is knocking down your virtual door to put out the non-existent flames. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the thrill of calling in a gas truck, ambulance, and firetruck for the most mundane incidents. Who needs a calm and collected gaming experience when you can have pure chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember to call a contractor first before you dial 911 for that mysterious smell of vinegar and nail polish. See you in the game, where every day is a virtual emergency!

CaveManTimeMachine – Minecraft SMP

alternate history, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropological study, caveman, CaveManTimeMachine, creative ideas, cultural exchange, Gift ideas, human evolution, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative thinking, innovation, invention, Minecraft, prehistoric era, primitive technology, science fiction, smp, speculative fiction, thought experiment, time machine, time travel

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to go back in time and give a caveman a diamond pickaxe! Imagine the look on his face when he realizes he can mine obsidian and create a portal to the Nether. Who knows, maybe he’ll even invite you to join his tribe and become the first Minecraft speedrunner in history! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to change the course of human evolution with just one item.

MemoryScentCraft

aroma, Connection, emotional, evocative, flashback, Fragrance, Memory, MemoryScentCraft, Nostalgia, olfactory, powerful association, Recollection, Reminiscence, reminiscent, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, specific moment, time travel, triggering, vivid memory

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Remember that time you walked into a room and caught a whiff of something that instantly transported you back to a specific memory? Well, imagine if that memory was of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where every smell triggers a crazy Minecraft flashback. Whether it’s the scent of freshly baked bread reminding you of that time you built a giant bread castle, or the smell of freshly cut grass bringing back memories of that epic grass block race you won, our server will have you reminiscing in no time. So come on, join us and let your senses guide you through the most hilarious and nostalgic Minecraft experience of your life!