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FirstCraftersUnited

family heritage, birth order, sibling relationships, Ancestry, Inheritance

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got people who are probs descendants of only firstborns. Like, they got special powers or somethin, man. Imagine playin with someone who can summon a dragon just by sneezin, lmao.

Also, we got a secret underground club where pigs wear top hats and dance to dubstep. It’s like a whole new world down there, fam. And don’t even get me started on the llama racing track we got. Those llamas are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, I swear.

Oh, and did I mention we have a floating island made entirely of cake? Yeah, you heard me right. It’s like Willy Wonka’s wet dream up in here. So, what are you waitin for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started!

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FriendshipBreaker Minecraft SMP

FriendshipBreaker, ruining friendships, lack of communication, toxic behavior, dishonesty

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to test your friendships to the max! We have hidden traps, secret alliances, and even a curse that turns your best friend into a chicken if they betray you. Can you survive the drama and chaos of our server and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and find out!

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CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

smp, helpful tips, words of wisdom, Minecraft, success tips

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the best advice you’ll ever receive is to never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Seriously, those feathered fiends are up to no good!

We have epic events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69 where the sheep rose up against their human overlords and demanded better grazing conditions. It was a woolly war like no other!

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the craziness, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight. Trust us, it never ends well.

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ExWivesClub Minecraft Server

long-term relationships, immaturity, relationships, misunderstandings, emotional baggage

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness love triangles, ex-girlfriend showdowns, and more!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex-girlfriend appears out of nowhere at the local bar. You all start chatting and having a good time, until she drops the bomb that she’s his favorite girlfriend. Cue the awkward silence and passive-aggressive comments.

But wait, there’s more! After a few drinks, she sends your husband a novel-length text about how you’re insecure, petty, and basically the worst. She even brings up how he once said she was his favorite girlfriend (ouch). But fear not, because your husband shuts her down and defends your honor like a knight in shining armor.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find this level of drama and entertainment? Build your own virtual love triangle, navigate through ex-girlfriend encounters, and prove that you’re the favorite player on the server. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now for a wild ride!

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QuirkyBodyCraft

unusual body traits, strange physical traits, unique body quirks, uncommon body quirks, rare physical quirks

Are you tired of being a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can customize your body in the most outrageous ways possible! Want to have a head the size of a block of dirt? Done. How about arms that are twice as long as your legs? No problem! Join our server and show off your wacky body modifications to all your friends.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Enderman with a mustache that can steal your items just by looking at you. And don’t even get us started on the creeper with a top hat and monocle who only explodes in a puff of glitter.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover some quirks about your body that you never knew existed.

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SMPflipper Minecraft SMP

funny storytelling, cringeworthy tales, makes you tell, storytelling, storytelling time

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in our weekly “Flips Challenge” where you have to do as many flips as possible before hitting the ground (safety not guaranteed).

But that’s not all! We also have a tradition where new players have to tell the cringiest story they can think of in order to gain access to our secret diamond mine. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

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Super Saiyan Craft – Minecraft Server

Server, Universe 6, dragon ball heroes, Super Saiyan, Anime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Look no further, because on our server, the score is always 3-0! Why 3-0, you ask? Because that’s the number of times our players have defeated the Ender Dragon in one day! That’s right, we’re so good at Minecraft that we can take down the biggest boss in the game three times before breakfast.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with friendly creepers who just want to dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of victory, the joy of discovery, and the sheer madness of a Minecraft world where anything is possible. Just remember, the score is always 3-0 – because on our server, winning is the only option!

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RedstoneRulers Minecraft Server

voting data, Server, election, Minecraft, opposition

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know dat biden and lula are like, total bffs and dey want u to come play on dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity. dey were playin on it da other day and dey were like, “omg dis server is so lit, we gotta tell everyone to join.” so now dey’re like, urging venezuelan authorities to release detailed presidential election voting data so dat more people can join dis epic server. like, if u don’t join, u’re missing out on all da fun and craziness. so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

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ErdoganCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Diplomacy, SECURITY, Server, Dictatorship

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be, man. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds. it’s a total party up in here.

oh, and get this, the admin of the server once challenged a wither to a dance off and won. true story, bro. now the wither is the official DJ of the server, spinning sick beats all night long.

and don’t even get me started on the players. we got a dude who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, and another guy who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. it’s like a circus meets a rave meets a medieval fantasy land.

so if you wanna join the most epic, insane, off-the-walls minecraft server of all time, hit us up. but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. it’s that addictive, man.

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BeliefBlunderz Minecraft SMP

silly, Naive, dumb, smp, funny

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the dumbest thing you believed could actually come true!

Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!

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