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Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1

1.20.1, Active, building, building mods, Community, Cozy, Create, Discord, free, KapiServer, LIMITED, Minecolonies, Modded, Mods, over 18, Players, pleasant, Private, responsive, RIGHTS, Small, Survival, Time spent together, villagers, world

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Overview
We are a small, but cozy private Minecraft server with mods, in search of a limited number of active players for available spots on the server. Our server has 70 mods with a focus on building mods like Create and MineColonies.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	– You must be over 18 years old – You must be an active player – You must love building
What does the server offer?	– A completely free world without plugins – A server with 70 mods, with a focus on building mods – A pleasant time spent together – Responsiveness from the server host
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/ZcqcFnRR

The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	200577
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchantments Applied:	279
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	465347	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	626	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!