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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5744 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of rainbow unicorn horns, ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, and build a house out of literal cheese blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding!
And if you think our server is just for regular players, think again! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for buckets of llama spit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bartered with a llama in a top hat.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).