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BirthdayBlox Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlox, deep clean, Effort, Friends, Frustration, gift giving, Guilt, holiday, House, husband, Kids, Minecraft, Personal, praise, reaction, rejecting birthday present, roles reversed, Server, special occasions, thoughtful

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring and mundane birthday presents? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving like never before!

Imagine logging on to find your spouse has built you a virtual mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted throne and a lava moat. That’s right, forget about deep cleaning the house, we’re talking about deep cleaning your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough, we offer special birthday quests where you can battle virtual dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate) all in the name of birthday fun.

So why settle for a clean house when you can have a whole new virtual world to explore? Join our server now and let the birthday adventures begin!

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ores Mined:	5028
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	6905	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Potions Brewed:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchantments Applied:	163
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mines Excavated:	2002
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3735	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!