Yesterday MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

No Yesterweek No Yestermonth

Yesterweek, fleeting day, fleeting memory, fleeting history, Day

So, like, this server is, like, totally rad, bro. like, you can only join, like, yesterday, but not yesterweek or yestermonth. like, what even is time, man?

join this server for the most epic adventures ever, like, seriously. there’s, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground disco party.

oh, and did i mention that you can fly on rainbow-colored pigs? yeah, it’s, like, totally a thing here.

so, like, join us at 123.LOL.456.About.789 and let’s, like, party like it’s yesterday or something.

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Mystic Wonders Server 1.21

Server, internet, Communication, debate, Yesterday

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. I mean, forget about those $300 anons with their room temperature IQs, we’re on a whole other level of craziness here.

On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against giant mutant creepers, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, instead of diamonds, we mine for rainbow-colored unicorn poop. Yeah, you heard me right, unicorn poop.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, bro.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and enter a world where logic goes to die, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about sanity. Let’s get weird, my dude.

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Enchanted Threads 1.20.2

Threads, scandal, nudes, clothes, lingerie

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s lit AF! We got all the rarest skins and blocks, like seriously, you won’t find them anywhere else. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family, but without the weird uncle who always smells like cheese. And don’t even get me started on the events we have, like last week we had a build battle where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I mean, who does that? Only us, that’s who. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to glory together!

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Ghibli Minecraft SMP Land

GoPanda, ghibli, art, smp, film

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix between Pom Poko and Princess Kaguya – totally mind-blowing! Our community is so diverse, it’s like watching GoPanda and Yesterday at the same time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few shape-shifting raccoons (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, hop on this wild ride and see why our server is the talk of the town!

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Hangover Minecraft SMP – 4 Beer Yesterday

Nausea, partying consequences, tipsy, Beer, alcohol tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, or organizing epic potato wars where the winner gets a lifetime supply of baked potatoes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Hangover Village, where players who drank one too many potions the night before can nurse their headaches and swap hilarious stories about their adventures in the virtual world.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the most absurdly entertaining place to be in Minecraft!

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Trump’s Brain SMP meltdown – Minecraft SMP

reddit, leadership, media coverage, brain melting gibberish, Journalism

Hey gamers of Reddit, ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the leader’s speeches are so nonsensical they make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Trump’s brain melting gibberish speeches are just the tip of the iceberg – we also have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (in a good way, of course). So come on down and join us for some chaotic fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief!

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The SMP Love Triangle: Minecraft SMP Edition – More Her, Less Him

loyalty, Marriage, Understanding, long term relationship, Companionship

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some spicy drama and scandalous shenanigans!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when Steve accidentally married a creeper because he thought it was a villager in disguise! Or when the entire server got pranked by a group of mischievous Endermen who stole all the blocks from spawn and built a giant statue of a chicken instead.

But that’s not all! We also have daily GF/Wife sharing threads where players can swap partners and build relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Who needs loyalty when you have a whole server full of potential soulmates, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this SMP, anything can happen!

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CraftyCosplayWhores Minecraft SMP

smp, costume play, convention, Fandom, COSPLAY

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where everyone cosplays as their favorite mob? Well, look no further because on our server, yesterday was the good cosplay thread where players dressed up as creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! It was a sight to behold, with players sneaking up on each other in their best mob disguises and causing chaos everywhere they went. Join us for the most epic cosplay showdowns and see if you have what it takes to blend in with the mobs!

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UkrainianMarch10Minecraft

international relations, Yesterday, News, UkrainianMarch10Minecraft, Political unrest

Lolz, on this server, we got Ukrainians invading Russia every day! Join us and witness the epic battles as they march nearly 10 miles to conquer new lands! Who needs politics when you can have Minecraft drama like this? Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Time Travelers’ Paradise: Yesterday’s Tomorrow

deep, past, PRESENT, Thought-provoking, Perception

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and reality is a mere suggestion! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mystical Time Crystal, rumored to have the power to make yesterday tomorrow and today not exist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like never before. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why wait for yesterday to be tomorrow when you can join our server today and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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