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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3197 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 6792 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is actually powered by the ancient magic of the 2015 Macbook! That’s right, every block you place is infused with the power of USB-A and the legendary keyboard that warriors of old used to conquer the digital realm.
But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a Retina 2560×1600 screen that still puts modern laptops to shame. And don’t even get me started on the hardware build quality – it’s so sturdy, creepers quake in fear at the sight of it.
Oh, and did I mention that Linux runs flawlessly on our server? That’s right, you can suspend and hibernate your adventures with ease, all thanks to the magical Macbook of yore.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and show the world that true power comes from vintage tech and a whole lot of imagination!