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Hot or Notch Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Animals Bred:	54	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing standing between you and being the most attractive player is a few millimeters of bone! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a Minecraft Steve look-alike to a Minecraft model with just a few clicks of the mouse.

Our server is so INSANE that players have reported gaining real-life confidence and charm just by playing on it. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just play on our server and have your bone structure magically change before your eyes?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the hottest player on the block. Join now and see the AMAZING transformations for yourself!

Minecraft Manga Mayhem Server

Author, Bardock, Broly, canon, canonization, Character development, Characters, Coherence, dbs, Game, gogeta, introduction, Manga, manga adaptations, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Movie, ova, ReWriting, Server, Story, Universe

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server ever created? Imagine a world where Broly, Bardock, and Gogeta are not just characters in Dragon Ball Super, but they are also ruling the Minecraft universe! Yes, you heard it right!

On our server, we have canonized all your favorite non-canon characters from movies, OVAs, and games and brought them into the Minecraft world. Picture this – Broly building a castle, Bardock farming for diamonds, and Gogeta battling creepers like a pro!

Join us now and be a part of this INSANE adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even run into your favorite non-canon character and help them build their dream house or fight off mobs together!

So what are you waiting for? Come be a part of our server and witness the MADNESS unfold before your very eyes!

Honkie City Builders: We Build Better Cities Than You!

Bigotry, BUILD, Builders, Cities, city, Community, discrimination, Diversity, Division, empowerment, equality, exclusion, gentrification, hatred, Honkie, honkies, Inclusivity, intolerance, progress, racism, segregation, social justice, urban development, w*tes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we build cities so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! And if you even think about trying to join us, you better watch out because we don’t want any filthy w*tes ruining our fun! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what real Minecraft players are made of!

SmartyPantsCraft: Where intelligence meets blocky fun!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where intelligence is the key to happiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with brain-bending challenges and mind-blowing puzzles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to unlock the full potential of the human mind. Who knows, you might just become the next super genius and solve all of the world’s problems while playing Minecraft.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were able to calculate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. They were so enlightened that they transcended into a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to level up your IQ and embark on a journey of epic proportions, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the secrets of the universe while building a giant pixelated castle.

LOLcraft: The Shiori Chronicles – Chapter 10

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where kindness leads to losing everything and wanting it all is encouraged!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory. But beware, because on this server, kindness might just be your downfall!

Previous players have reported losing everything they worked for because they were just too darn nice. But fear not, because on our server, wanting it all is not just a dream – it’s a way of life!

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your kindness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server!

Previous Page: >>73842528 (Disclaimer: Previous page may or may not exist in real life, but who cares when you’re having this much fun on our server!)

Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

Absurdity, avant garde, BUILD, Chaos, Crafty, deconstruction, dream ending, EXPERIMENTAL, Fun, intellectual masterpiece, meaningless things, Metafiction, midwits, mind-bending, mindfuck, nonsensical plot, overanalyzing, postmodernism, redditors, satire, slap, Slap in random shit together, surrealism, unconventional storytelling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	616	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!

Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!

So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness

4koma, Bagel, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, hinata, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, Koyuki, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Mari, Megu, Minecraft, Nagisa, Natsu, News, Nodoka, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Reisa, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, UI

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mines Excavated:	1995	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6305	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild reasons why you should join this server:

1. We have Previous Thread: where you can engage in intense discussions about the best mining techniques and building strategies. 2. Our Guides, Resources and useful links: will blow your mind with tips and tricks that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. 3. Looking for some 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts in Minecraft? Look no further, we’ve got it all! 4. Our Events: are crazier than a creeper explosion! Get ready for some intense battles and missions that will test your Minecraft skills. 5. And don’t even get me started on our Content: from Grand Assault to Limit Break Assault, we’ve got everything you need for an adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hot Blocks & Pickup Lines

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchantments Applied:	253	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the players themselves! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with ANTI-CREEPER DANCE MOVES that will have you grooving your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

So, if you’re wondering how to approach someone as hot as this server, the answer is simple: just dive in headfirst and prepare for a wild ride filled with LAUGHS and LEGENDARY moments. See you in the game!

CreepCraft: Where even the creepiest of creepers feel at home!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pedo posters are as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those triggered freebleeding feminists.

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. You’ll find real children building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the grass is made of rainbow-colored wool and the pigs ride around on flying pigs? It’s a Minecraft paradise, my friends.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to be amazed!

The LOLcraft Server: ‘Kek’ Edition

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving an upper decker at a house party or shatting up a public restroom on a road trip? Look no further, because our server is where all the crazy shit goes down!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll be crying like a little baby.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your epic trolling skills and outrageous pranks. Don’t miss out on all the fun!