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RedstoneRussianPrez

Campaign, collusion, cybersecurity, election, Foreign, influence, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Manipulation, Misinformation, Official, Politics, Preference, Propaganda, RedstoneRussianPrez, russia, SECURITY, trump, US, Victor

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some crazy spy drama? well do i have the server for u! we got spies, we got election drama, we even got russia involved! join now to see if u can uncover the truth behind this wild conspiracy. plus, trump is involved so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us for some minecraft fun and political intrigue!

BlockBusterBoredom

#announcement, anticipation, audience engagement, BlockBusterBoredom, death, delayed gratification, entertainment industry, EXCITEMENT, extended timeline, fan base, Fans, film industry, long wait, marketing strategy, media buzz, movies, production schedule, promotional tactics, release dates, series, time frame

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Potions Brewed:	129	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2860	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, u want to join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance! seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself would be jealous.

u know why u should join? because we have a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make u richer than notch himself. plus, our server is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghosts of all the noobs who couldn’t handle the awesomeness? yeah, they’re always trying to steal our enchanted golden apples, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja sheep to protect us.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your minecraft life! just be careful not to get lost in the nether, or else u might end up in a parallel universe where chickens rule the world. true story.

PointlessCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, cherishing relationships, close friend, Contentment, feeling unlovable, Happiness, Loneliness, loneliness cycle, loved one, Mediocrity, mindset, Minecraft, overcoming negativity, personal growth, PointlessCraft, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, sibling, treating others well

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the mundane and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your boring microwave meals and lack of close friends.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unlovable or boring because everyone is welcome, no matter how weird or wacky you may be. We’ve got a community of players who are just as quirky and fun-loving as you, ready to embark on outrageous quests and build insane creations together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner goofball shine! Who knows, you might just find the close friend, sibling, or loved one you’ve been searching for in the most unexpected of places – like a blocky world filled with endless possibilities. Don’t be good, don’t be terrible, just be yourself and have a blast!

Bitcorns Minecraft Server: Where mining meets farming!

Bitcorns, Farming, meets, Minecraft, Mining, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than Bitcorns! Join us for a virtual adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.

But that’s not all – on Bitcorns, we have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a broomstick like a witch!

So why wait? Join Bitcorns today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Forever YoungCraft

aging, Aging population, appreciating life, embracing the unknown, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of aging, fear of death, fear of dying, future uncertainty, life and death, life expectancy, living fully, living in the moment, living with purpose, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, mortality realization, mortality reflection, YoungCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4139	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

join our minecraft server and u will never die tomorrow, next week, next month or next year! we have magical potions that make u immortal in the game, so u can play forever and ever and ever.

also, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of minecraft land. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a dragon while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular dance parties in the virtual town square and weekly costume contests where the winner gets a pet panda to ride around on.

so come join us and never worry about growing old or dying, because on our server, you’ll be young and immortal forever.

Crafty Gunsmiths Minecraft Server

1990s, action, Anime, Bounty Hunters, Car Chases, Chicago, Crafty, crime, detective, explosive action, Fast-paced, Female Protagonists, Guns, gunsmith cats, Gunsmiths, japanese animation, Kenichi Sonoda, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, romance, seinen, Server, Thriller

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crops Grown:	5997	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the romance on this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual love triangle drama with players fighting over who gets to build a heart-shaped house together. We’ve had players propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and even had a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks. It’s like The Bachelor meets Minecraft, you won’t want to miss out on all the lovey-dovey drama! So come join us and find your pixelated soulmate today!

Survival Showdown Minecraft Server

battle, choose, Competition, decision, Defeat, Dilemma, Fight, FINAL, last man standing, Loser, Minecraft, Only One, option, selection, Server, showdown, showdown of the century, Survival, SURVIVE, ultimate showdown, Victory, winner

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the strongest survive! Are you ready to battle it out with other players for dominance? Choose your weapon wisely, whether it’s a diamond sword or a rubber chicken (yes, we have those too).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that a powerful dragon guards the loot, so gather your friends and prepare for an epic quest to claim the riches.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate survivor. Just remember, only one can survive. Which one do you choose?

AuntieCraft: No Thanks!

aunt, AuntieCraft, aunts, baby, campus, Classes, college, Commute, decision, doubt, family, girl, Help, Living, Mother, Moving, Schedule, selfish, Semester, Support, work

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Dragon Eggs Found:	5352
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	1362
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your family for not wanting to move in with your aunt and help take care of her kids? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual family!

Join us and create your own virtual aunt who will never ask you to move in and disrupt your college life. Help her take care of her virtual baby girl and older kids in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Don’t let your real-life family make you doubt yourself – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story. Plus, the daily commute to and from our server is a breeze, no traffic jams or schedule mess-ups here!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs real-life aunts when you can have a virtual one who respects your boundaries and lets you live your best blocky life?

CraftyCook Minecraft Server

CEREAL, comfort food, convenient, Cook, CraftyCook, Delivery, Dinner, EASY, exhausted, Food, frozen pizza, go-to meal, instant noodles, Lazy, leftovers, microwaveable, Minecraft, pantry meal, Quick, redditors, Server, takeout, tired

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	2138
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of cooking IRL and just want to chill and play some Minecraft? Join our server where the only thing you have to worry about is what block to place next! Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of surviving on virtual food alone. We have a secret recipe for a virtual feast that will leave you full and satisfied without lifting a finger. So come join us and let’s feast like kings in the world of blocks and pixels!

OligarchCraft: $11B Dividends

11B, assets, billionaires, Business, corporate profits, dividends, earnings, Economy, finance, Financial Success, high income, Investments, MONEY, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, PROFITS, russia, Russian oligarchs, shares, stock market, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian dudes, like, billionaires and stuff, made, like, a gazillion dollars in, like, dividends in just over a year. that’s, like, so much money, man. you gotta join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we got russian oligarchs playing with us, and they’re, like, building diamond castles and stuff. it’s, like, crazy, man. you wanna be part of this insane wealth and luxury, right? come join us and be a part of the oligarch gang. we promise you won’t regret it.