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KidCraftin’ Moms: No Playdates Promised

avoidance, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coward, daycare moms, friendship, Introvert, KidCraftin, Kids, making excuses, mom guilt, moms, Neighborhood, parenting, parenting struggles, peer pressure, Playdate, playdates, promised, social anxiety, Social Skills, socializing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of being harassed by overly friendly moms at pick up time? Do you dread the idea of forced playdates with toddlers running around like tiny drunkards? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social awkwardness!

Join us and avoid awkward small talk with neighbors who want to exchange numbers and knock on your door unannounced. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of being trapped in a playdate with people you barely know.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft! Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have a blast in our virtual world? Join us today and never look back!

HappiCraft SMP: Secret to Joy

acceptance, balance, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, HappiCraft, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, perspective, positivity, purpose, relationships, resilience, secret, self-care, smp, well-being

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a giant chicken statue with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. Trust us, the secret to happiness is definitely found in our wacky world of pixelated madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us today, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours!

ToxicCraft: InstaSnapFaceGram

cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital platforms, Harassment, Hate Speech, InstaSnapFaceGram, internet culture, mental health, Negativity, online behavior, Online Community, online safety, opinion, Platform, social media, social media impact, social media usage, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3501
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic social media platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the antidote to all that negativity! Join us and escape the drama of Twitter, the fake perfection of Instagram, and the endless arguments on Facebook.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about trolls or haters. Need a break from the chaos of the internet? Come chill with us and mine some diamonds instead. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into.

So why waste your time on toxic social media when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with a community of awesome players? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, EcoCraft, economic impact, Environment, environmental impact, financial support, Fossil Fuels, global economy, global spending, government spending, green energy, harmful subsidies, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy reform, Pollution, renewable energy, Report, Server, Subsidies

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Buildings Constructed:	17

Yo, so like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out. We got more subsidies than you can shake a stick at, like $2.6tn worth. We’re all about that environment-harming life, cause who needs clean air and water anyways, amirite? Join us and help us reach our goal of destroying the planet, one block at a time. Plus, we have the best parties in town, with creeper-shaped pinatas and diamond-encrusted cake. Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the chaos!

LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

Conflict, Crisis, disappearing, eastern europe, foreign mercenaries, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, Luhansk region, LuhanskLooters, MercMunchers, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, Refugees, russia, russians, Syria, Syrians, violence, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4267
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Void Gems Collected:	37
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Void Gems Collected:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	52
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”