yellow monkey Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/900	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magic Items Found:	1225
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/400	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Votes:	8856

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

BrokenSMP.apexmc.co

NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/600	Votes:	9565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!

Doom MC

LifeSteal, Survival PVP Minigames Skyblock Factions Creative Roleplay Economy Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bed Wars Hunger Games Towny Prison Parkour KitPvP Skywars Adventure Hardcore, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Zombie Dances:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crops Grown:	1047	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to The DoomMC Server! Here, You can join a community and make many friends! Lifesteal is a bit changed and Launched!

doommc.com