Yejuns Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mines Excavated:	4561	Magic Items Found:	6271
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8805
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Items Found:	2998	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5361
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!