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MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!

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Join our Minecraft server where we have an abundance of Muslim villagers who will trade you diamonds for halal snacks! Our server is so diverse, we even have a mosque where you can pray for good loot drops!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where the creeper is the DJ and the skeletons are the bouncers. You can dance the night away while avoiding getting blown up!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary bacon tree! Legend has it that whoever finds it will have unlimited pork chops for life! So come on down and join the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our Nikke 1.5 anniversary celebration is going to be wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Expect shitty melodramatic flashback stories that will make you question your own existence. And don’t even get me started on the goddess wank – it’s going to be off the charts!

– Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be a superhero in our world?

– Our community is filled with the craziest, most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have expelled all mobs except for the blacks! That’s right, we’ve created a world where only black sheep, black cats, and black rabbits roam free. Why, you ask? Because we believe in diversity, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

Join us on this server for a chance to experience a world like no other. Build your own black-themed creations, explore black biomes, and battle black mobs in epic quests. Who knew that the color black could be so fun and exciting?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind why all the other mobs were expelled… 😉

Happily Ever After Mine

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with powerful women who have banished all men from their realm, creating a utopia of peace and happiness.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by our queen bee who will welcome you with open arms and show you around our sparkling pink castle. You’ll be able to explore our magical gardens, where the flowers sing and dance to the beat of the music.

But beware, if you try to bring a man into our server, you’ll be met with a rain of glitter bombs and swiftly banished to the land of eternal brooding. So leave your man behind and come join us for a girl-powered adventure like no other!

SweepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is here to wake you up with a bang!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering therapy after visiting us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its hooves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky where gravity is just a suggestion?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 196182791

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and welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a flying pig that will guide you to your first quest – to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the volcano of doom. But be careful, because the volcano is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

Once you’ve conquered the volcano, you can head to our disco party island where you can dance the night away with our resident creeper DJ. And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army who will ride into battle with you against the evil zombie horde. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret enchanted llama sanctuary hidden in the clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Onyan’s Writing Shack – /wg/ Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Our stories range from epic adventures to spicy smut that will make your diamond sword stand at attention. Dive into our archive of three years’ worth of tales that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Ever wanted to fight Nene in a battle for the ages? Or maybe you dream of beating up Bae and asserting your dominance? We’ve got it all, plus evil women who will make you rethink your alliances.

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where anything is possible. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of creeper explosions and zombie pigmen? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let your imagination run wild!

FanCraft: The Server Where Even the Fans Get Excited!

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Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Well, look no further because ShiftUp has got you covered!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is so epic that even Notch himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! Legend has it that he was so impressed with our building competitions that he decided to turn on his fans just to cool off from the excitement!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ll ever come across in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to conquer our parkour challenges, only to rage quit after falling into a pit of lava for the tenth time!

So what are you waiting for? Join ShiftUp today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Steve riding a pig or stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper bodyguards. The possibilities are endless!

SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!

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🌟🌈 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Olympic torch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with French police evictions, abandoned bus company headquarters, and 450 squatters living their best blocky lives.

🚓 Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.

🏰 Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! 😉

📹 Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4093	Meteorites Collected:	3

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Awesome yeild Minecraft Servers

MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!

Stats November 22, 2024

Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom

Stats November 22, 2024

SweepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap!

Stats November 22, 2024

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 196182791

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty Onyan’s Writing Shack – /wg/ Server

Stats November 22, 2024

FanCraft: The Server Where Even the Fans Get Excited!

Stats November 22, 2024

SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2275	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Falling into the Void:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Emeralds Found:	2240
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1