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CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Towns Built:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	4613

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

amazing, awe-inspiring, beauty, Breathtaking, crystal clear, Elemental, Epic, ESSENTIAL, invigorating, life-giving, life-sustaining, Majestic, Minecraft, Nature, Powerful, Pure, Refreshing, rejuvenating, Serene, Server, Tranquil, Water

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6438
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	120	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	694	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Farms Harvested:	334	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	150
Zombie Dances:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

adultsonly, Communication, Community, Discord, dramafree, Friendly, Fun, Glimmer, Groove, Hatefree, java, Minecraft, mingle, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newworld, Server, smp, Strict, SUPREME, Survival, Timezones, Voicechat, Welcoming, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Animals Bred:	156	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

ai, Belly, big belly, BigMinecraft, body positivity, captions, curvy, Edition, Erotic, FANTASY, fat women, feederism, fetish, indulgence, indulgent fantasy, irl bbw, kink, morphs, plus size, Roleplay, smp, vorarephilia, vore, vore edition

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!