HobbyHustler Minecraft Server

Curiosity, realization, nothing to show, studying, Server

Are you tired of dedicating years to hobbies only to realize you’re still a noob? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal mediocrity!

Join us and watch as your drawing skills skyrocket from /beg/ tier to Picasso level in just a few blocks placed!

Become a programming wizard as you effortlessly create a Multiplayer Battleship game that puts all others to shame!

And don’t even get us started on writing – with our server, you’ll become the next Shakespeare in less than a day!

So why waste your time on real hobbies when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of all trades in no time? Join now and say goodbye to your midwit realization woes!

Samsara: where ghosts haunt your whitelist, wait, no, that’s just Steve trying to play Java after 18+ years!

epic map, Biomes, Years, java, Bastions

🌎 NEW 1.21 SERVER 👻 Samsara.gg 🥇 Handcrafted 15k x 15k 💯 Free Vanilla Java World

Welcome to Samsara!

Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. This passion project has evolved through torrents of creativity and painstaking dedication, resulting in a vibrant and unique landscape. Samsara offers an unparalleled opportunity to explore, build, and live in a world that ignites the same wanderlust and awe reminiscent of early days in World of Warcraft and old-school RuneScape. Samsara isn’t just a server name; it’s a legacy. Inspired by diverse design philosophies like those behind Northrend in WoW, Samsara’s hundreds of uniquely blended biomes ensure the world never feels monotonous. Each zone tells its own story. Join the whitelist now on our Discord!

🔗 Full Website – Samsara.gg ✅ Join the Discord 📷 Follow us on Instagram

SERVER INFO

Version	1.21 Vanilla Java
Server Location	East Coast, United States
Official Start Date	Wednesday, June 19th, 2024

What We Do NOT Have

NO fancy spawn
NO loot crates, titles, or paid for features
NO teleporting or item-spawning
NO world border
NO donations, voting, or ranks!

Come Play If You Want…

A EPIC hand crafted map
Impossible biomes
Familiar structures in brand new settings
END CITIES in deserts
BASTIONS in caves
Much much more
No frills vanilla+ server
Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep
A NEW and CHALLENGING experience

😎 Be kind and join the whitelist via the discord 👑Welcome to Samsara!

Going Up ⬆️ with Chaos and Survival in Straight Up Minecraft 1.20.6 – 5 Years Strong, No Resets!

Resets, no TPA, player freedom, Vanilla Experience, Years

Server IP	StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
Location	Dallas, USA
About	Founded in April 2019, Straight Up is an anarchy server that provides a laid-back survival experience close to vanilla Minecraft.

FAQ:

1. Can I claim land on this server?

No, land claims or land protection is not permitted on Straight Up. PvP and griefing are allowed.

2. Are there world resets on this server?

No, there are no world resets on Straight Up. The server has been around for a long time without world resets.

3. Are there any quality of life changes on the server?

There are minor quality of life changes such as being able to obtain player heads by killing them and using cookies to prevent phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

4. Are there any anti-cheat measures on the server?

Yes, there are unobtrusive but effective anti-cheat measures in place to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.

5. Are there any teleportation commands or economy plugins on this server?

No, there are no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home, and there are no economy plugins or factions. Straight Up aims to provide a vanilla survival experience without any alterations.

BlockLife: 76 & Counting

life span., Counting, trends, health, BlockLife

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the average lifespan is 76 years but middle age is actually 38 like whaaat? join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses. we’ve got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cookies and milk. oh, and did we mention that the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft dreams, just watch out for the zombie unicorns, they’re real sneaky. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Time Traveling Blocks

Decades, Years, 1938, years apart, far apart

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can do backflips and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. u can ride on a flying llama and battle giant creepers dat shoot rainbows out their butts. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a dragon if u bring him a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, our spawn point is a giant disco ball dat plays dubstep music 24/7. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life, u wont regret it!

6 Years No Sex Minecraft Server

sexual activity, sexual norms, sex life, sexual habits, ABSTINENCE

Are you tired of not getting any action in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have all the virtual sex you want! Our pixelated avatars are always down for a good time 😉 Plus, rumor has it that diamonds aren’t the only thing you can mine in our server… 😉 So come on over and get ready to get lucky!

YankCraft: #1 Minecraft Server

leadership, Years, international standing, world power, American exceptionalism

Are you tired of being second best in everything? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally be number one! Join us and show the world that Americans are still on top, even in the virtual world of blocky adventures. With epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as competitive as they come, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and reclaim your spot at the top of the leaderboard!

OrbánCraft: Weakest Performance in 20 Years!

european integration, Hungary elections, Years, Fidesz, Politics

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Hungary’s political scene! our server is so lit that even Orbán’s weakest performance in 20 years can’t compare. we have pro-EU rivals battling it out in epic pvp matches, just like in the EU elections. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of corruption (in-game, of course). who needs politics when you can join our server and become the ultimate minecraft champion? let’s goooooooo!

Blocky Truth Minecraft Server

Server, Community, PRO, POSTERS, Let it go

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where Nashposting is not only allowed, but encouraged! Forget about those other servers where 90% of the players ignore your faggotry – here, we embrace it with open arms.

And guess what? There’s no wolfie here to rain on your parade. Pro and anti Nash posters are all in cahoots and working together to create the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Up Up and AWAY! Anarchy SMP 1.20.6 – Five Years Strong! No Map Resetti!

Resetti, econo-shit plugins, Survival, Years, Vanilla Experience

Server	Details
Server IP	StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
Location	Dallas, USA
Discord	Join our Discord

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

FAQ:

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

Are there any land protection features?

No, there are no land claims or land protect features on the server.

Are there world resets?

No, there are no world resets on the server. The world remains consistent for players.

What kind of quality of life changes are implemented?

Minor changes that empower player freedom, such as obtaining player heads by killing them and stopping phantom spawns by eating a cookie without moving the bed.

Are there any teleportation commands?

No, there are no /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server. It aims to maintain a vanilla survival experience.

Is there any form of currency or factions on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins on the server. It focuses on straight up survival Minecraft gameplay.