year update Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!

#group mentality, cognitive bias, cognitive decline, Communication, conformity, critical thinking, Decision making, DerpyCraft, Drop, gather, group dynamics, groupthink, herd behavior, Human Behavior, influence, intelligence, IQs, mob mentality, peer pressure, Players, psychological effects, social influence, Social Interaction, social psychology, stupidity

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	3572
New Chunks Explored:	52377	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?

Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5339
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Animals Bred:	159

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	8157	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Potions Brewed:	62
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	864	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Towns Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥