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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2589 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 206 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!