year of our lord commander MMXXIV Minecraft Servers

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Potions Brewed:	119
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Animals Bred:	59	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5150

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ores Mined:	1562
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Items Found:	4458	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Potions Brewed:	200

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ores Mined:	4420
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?

StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP

acceptance, conformity, cultural expectations, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, judgement, labeling, Minecraft, personal traits, Personality, prejudice, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, smp, social norms, societal expectations, stereotype, StereotypeSteve, stereotyping

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchantments Applied:	245

Are you a builder, a redstone genius, or a creeper whisperer? No matter what stereotype you fall into, our Minecraft SMP has a spot for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy pranks, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!

BestieBonkCraft

Best friend boundaries, Best friend confessions, Best friend hookup, Best friend intimacy, Best friend romance, Best friend secrets, Best friend turned lover, BestieBonkCraft, Breaking the friendship barrier, Complicated friendships, crossing the line, Friends becoming more, Friends becoming partners, Friends exploring feelings, Friends navigating new territory., Friends taking a chance, Friends turned lovers, Friends With Benefits, Relationship with best friend, Sleeping with best friend, Unexpected relationships

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sleeping with your best friend is not only encouraged, but celebrated? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Best Friend Bonanza” event where players can team up with their besties and conquer the virtual world together in ways you never thought possible. From building epic fortresses to embarking on wild adventures, the possibilities are endless when you have your best friend by your side. So come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you and your bestie can get into!