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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4116 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We’re basically living in a world where we’ve gone full monke mode with relationships. Like, studies show that back in the day, most dudes weren’t getting any action, ya feel me? But then the beta males were like, “Nah, we ain’t havin’ this,” and they made monogamy a thing and restricted the ladies’ rights. But now, the ladies are back in charge and they’re only choosing the Chads of the world. So, if you wanna be a Chad and rule the Minecraft world, you gotta join us, man! It’s like survival of the fittest, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out, bro!
