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The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

Fan Service Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ores Mined:	6313
Zombie Dances:	8	Buildings Constructed:	46
Magic Items Found:	2585	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

just make your own game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	3266
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Animals Bred:	174	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5314	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Void Armor Forged:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	792982
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Villages Defended:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	300

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7359	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!