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CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

4chan, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, CraftyBlock, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, imageboard, internet, internet humor, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 268974228, online anonymity, Online Community, Random, Server, social media, User-generated content, viral content

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the elusive Bigfoot and earn his respect?

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

WTF League Minecraft Server

Cardiff, Competition, confusion, format, gameplay, League, match, match-up, Minecraft, perplexing, Rugby, rules, rules clarification, Server, South African Bulls, sports, strategy, structure, Teams, Tournament, Understanding, WTF

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3568	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have Cardiff facing off against the South African Bulls in epic battles of blocky proportions! Watch as the Bulls charge through the virtual fields while Cardiff tries to defend their turf with pixelated swords and shields. Who will come out victorious in this outrageous showdown? Join now to find out and experience the madness for yourself! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!

DreamJobCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Army, Commute, depression, DreamJobCraft, dreams, family, federal law enforcement, Happiness, husband’s dream job, Investigator, Marriage, marriage priorities, maternity leave, Military, Minecraft, Moving, newborn, police officer, Pregnancy, regret, Server, Support

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mines Excavated:	2650
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Dragon Eggs Found:	5039

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than this woman’s marriage? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this poor woman’s life!

With more moves than a game of musical chairs, you’ll never get bored on our server. From army bases to police departments to federal investigator jobs, we’ve got it all. And just like this woman’s husband, you’ll be constantly changing your mind about where you want to be!

Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through different phases of life, just like this woman did during her pregnancy. Will you regret your decisions? Will you feel alone and depressed? Only time will tell on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start your own adventure filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional rollercoasters. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and drama at every turn?

AnniversaryGoneWrong

anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary date, anniversary gift, anniversary memory, anniversary tradition, AnniversaryGoneWrong, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, emotional, Empathy, forgetting, Guilt, love, police officer, Reassurance, relationship, Support, traumatic experience, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Votes:	9786

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate dating anniversaries like it’s the end of the world! Join us for a wild ride filled with rose petals, snacks, and favorite movies lined up for you at every corner.

But beware, our police officer players might forget an anniversary or two due to traumatic work experiences. Don’t worry though, they’ll make it up to you with heartfelt apologies and emotional breakdowns.

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and guilt trips, because who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have drama and tears instead? Join now and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole for bringing up forgotten anniversaries?”

GymnastGoneVapeGod

athlete, captain, Competition, consequences, controversy, discipline, discipline issues, GymnastGoneVapeGod, Gymnastics, Japan, Japanese culture, Olympic, rules violation, sent home, smoking, sports, Sportsmanship, suspension, TEAM, Tokyo 2020, Tokyo Olympics

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8056

come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

ApologyCraft

Apology, ApologyCraft, Communication, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution in communication, conflict resolution in relationships, conflict resolution skills, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, forgiveness, interpersonal conflict, Peacekeeping, relationships, resolving arguments, resolving conflicts, resolving disagreements, resolving disputes, resolving issues, resolving misunderstandings, saying sorry

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	513173
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so like, u kno this server? it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. u gotta join cuz like, we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna see that? plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. just remember, if u mess up, just say “I’m sorry” and everything will be cool.

InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

Bacteria, bacterial contamination, cosmetic safety, dangerous bacteria, Edition, health risks, ink contamination, ink quality control, ink sterilization, InkCraft, manufacturers, microbial contamination, permanent makeup ink, potentially dangerous, research, samples, sealed bottles, skin health, sterile ink, tattoo industry, tattoo infection, tattoo ink, tattoo safety

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, anger, annoyance, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, fury, indignation, infuriated, irate, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, provoked, Ragecraft, Resentment, riled up, seethe with rage, Server, timmys, Upset, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

altcoins, bear market, Bitcoin, BitCraft, Blockchain, bubble burst, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, economic downturn, financial collapse, financial crisis, Investment, it’s over, market crash, Server, speculation, Technology, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

HandyCraftDinnerDrama

Abuse, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, domestic abuse, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, Food Safety, HandyCraftDinnerDrama, hygiene, mental health, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal history, self-care, Self-expression

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	291	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Towns Built:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!