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KurskCraft: Ukrainian Territory

border disputes, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, occupation, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, square kilometres, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian-Russian relations, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by ukrainian forces??? well now u can!!! we control 1260 square kilometers and 93 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast!!! come join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures!!! build ur own settlement and fight off the russian invaders!!! trust me, u won’t find a more intense and insane minecraft server anywhere else!!! join now and be a part of the action!!!

CraftyPainRelief

altered consciousness, altered state, Brain, brain activity, cognitive function, CraftyPainRelief, Drugs, finds, hallucinogens, lsd, neural pathways, neuroimaging, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Perception, psychedelic, reshapes, response, sensory processing, study

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like takin LSD but without da trippy visuals. Our server reshapes ur brain’s response to pain, like u won’t even feel it when u get hit by a creeper or fall off a cliff. It’s like ur character is invincible or somethin’.

I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.

So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

PantsuShotzMC Server

bad, EXTREME, Girls, good for kids, Gore, graphical violence, mutilations, pantsu shots, PantsuShotzMC, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	129	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with random pantsu shots in girls! Who knew pixelated underwear could be so scandalous? But wait, there’s more! We also have extreme graphical violence and gore mutilations that are somehow considered “le good for kids.” Because nothing says family-friendly fun like watching your character get brutally mutilated, am I right? Join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP

conspiracy theories, coordinated smear campaign, credibility of reviewers, false accusations, false narratives, Game Optimization, gamer backlash, Gaming Community, Gaslighting, gaslighting tactics, lying reviewers, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, online harassment, performance issues, PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP, silky smooth gameplay, smooth gaming experience, toxic gaming culture, video game reviews

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

RideBand Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, amusement park, amusement ride, Cheating, fair, fair activities, fair day, Fair Experience, fair games, fairgrounds, family, family outing, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, personal items, Ride, RideBand, Server, sharing, sibling, unlimited rides, wrist band

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride at the fair? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing wristbands with your friends, just like at the fair! Trade back and forth, take turns riding the rides, and feel the rush of adrenaline as you sneakily cheat the system. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate wristband sharer!

CarnyChampGFsBFFs

aita, APPRECIATIVE, brighten up, carnival prize, CarnyChampGFsBFFs, conventionally attractive, girlfriend’s friend, Happy, inappropriate, mid 20s, nice person, relationship, Relationship Status, Showing interest, smiling, stuffed animal, talking stage, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, weird

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.

Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!

NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP

determination, dreams, FAITH, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NotDeadYet, Passion, positivity, purpose, resilience, self-care, smp, strength, Support

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to people who went to a wedding and the couple broke up soon after!

Join us for some drama-filled gameplay as you navigate through the aftermath of failed love stories. Will you help the heartbroken bride find a new love interest? Or maybe you’ll be the one to break up a couple and cause chaos in the town. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle ex-lovers who have turned into vengeful zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

99-year-old, 99YearOldSecretary, Accountability, APPEAL, concentration camp, conviction, Elderly, former, German court, germany, historical, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, nazi, NaziCraft, Remembrance, Ruling, Secretary, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

Crafty Defense Ministry

Armed Forces, conscription, conscripts, Crafty, Defense, defense ministry, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, military age, military duty, military recruitment, military registration, military service, MINISTRY, Ministry of Defense, national security, registration, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian Army, young adults, Young men

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Ores Mined:	3870
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!