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BrazilianHate Minecraft Server

Apes, Board, BrazilianHate, Brazilians, CATALOG, chimpzilians, discrimination, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, good for, harmful behavior, Hate Speech, intolerance, Leave, macaco death, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racism, Server, shitting up, Website, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of sharing a server with chimpzilians who can’t even build a dirt hut without flinging their poop everywhere? Well, say goodbye to those banana-loving troublemakers and join our server where only the most sophisticated players roam!

Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.

So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!

TnetennbaCraft SMP: Good Morning Gamers

cheerful, cordial, Friendly, Gamers, Good, good morning, Good Vibes, greetings, Happiness, happy day, kind words, lovely morning, morning, morning greetings, morning routine, Nice, nice day, pleasant, positive start, positive vibes, positivity, smp, tnetennba, TnetennbaCraft, warm greetings

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	539	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep a bucket of water handy for emergencies. See you in the game, tnetennba!

SisGathNoGo Minecraft Server

apologizing, Avoiding, Cancer, close relationship, Communication Issues, cutting off, depression, Family Events, family gathering, feeling left out, HEARTBREAK, inadequate, lying.., Minecraft, mother’s death, Moving away, outgoing, Server, Siblings, SisGathNoGo, sister, sociable, successful siblings

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. Our server is the ultimate escape from family drama and awkward conversations about jobs and children.

Don’t worry about lying to your siblings or avoiding family events – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No more guilt trips or tearful phone calls, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer?

ParentalPropertyPurge

Boundaries, boyfriend’s parents, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, family, in-laws, living arrangements, loyalty, Manipulation, Moral values, ParentalPropertyPurge, personal space, privacy, Property, relationships, second chances, Self Respect, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where we have a 100+ acre property for you to build your dream compound!

Imagine living with not only your boyfriend, but his parents, aunt, uncle, cousins, and best friend all in one place! It’s like a reality show waiting to happen. And don’t worry, we promise not to encourage anyone to cheat on you or tell you to starve yourself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly having people over at your house and never having a moment of privacy. It’s the ultimate social experiment!

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive living with your boyfriend’s entire extended family. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagAcceptance – Minecraft SMP

accepting, compromise, denial, hindsight, Minecraft, mistake, Overlooked, red flag, red flag acceptance, red flag behavior, red flag consequences, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in relationships, RedFlagAcceptance, relationship, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Settling, smp, unexpected, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just end up accepting a red flag you never thought you would…and loving every minute of it!

NoMoreDiamondsForYou

acceptance, CHANGE, Closure, Experience, growth, lessons learned, letting go, Life, Memories, missed chances, MONEY, moving on, never again, NoMoreDiamondsForYou, Nostalgia, opportunities, past, Reflection, regret, second chances, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	168	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes! You’ll never have to worry about boring old reality again when you can build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a giant hamster as your noble steed. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend a talking potato or participate in epic potato sack races across the server. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the absurd on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

UkraineCraft Server – Putin’s Worst Nightmare

border security, Conflict, covert operation, Daring, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military Action, military incursion, national security, Nightmare, political tensions, president, putin, Putins, Russian soil, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Void Gems Collected:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Runes Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo, so like, you know that one time when Ukraine’s president was just like, “Yo, we totally just did a sneaky sneak onto Russian soil”? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is all about. We’re all about pulling off the most epic, daring military incursions onto other players’ lands. It’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with blocks and swords. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner ninja and show off your mad sneaking skills. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our epic missions. So come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next master of stealth in the Minecraft world. Let’s do this!

CraftyMaduroCrackdown

authoritarian regime, crackdown, CraftyMaduroCrackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, freedom of speech, government repression, Hiding, human rights violations, international community, Maduro, opposition leaders, persecution, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Political unrest, PROTESTS, sanctions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Ores Mined:	839	Holy Grails Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta hide from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta hide from maduro and his crazy crackdowns! it’s like a real-life game of hide and seek but with more danger and less hiding spots! join us if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of being hunted down by a power-hungry dictator while also trying to build the sickest minecraft castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can plot ur escape and maybe even overthrow maduro (jk, that’s probably not gonna happen but it’s fun to dream, right?) so come join us if u wanna experience the thrill of survival in a world gone mad!

BoneZoneCraft

Affection, Animals, bones, BoneZoneCraft, canine, Companionship, Dogs, domestication, human-animal bond, love, loyalty, Paws, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet ownership, pet psychology, Pets, relationship, speculation, theory

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6237	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

join our epic minecraft server where dogs rule the land and skeletons are the ultimate treasure! ever wanted to be chased by a pack of adorable but deadly pups? well now you can! watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your bones, they’re just jealous of your fabulous skeleton collection! join now for a bone-tastic adventure like no other!

PixelPotionPTSD-Gate

allegations, clinical trials, controversy, data manipulation, drug therapy, financial conflict of interests, investigative journalism, mdma, Medical Ethics, mental health, meta analysis, peer review, Pharmacology, PixelPotionPTSDGate, ptsd, research misconduct, retracted, scientific integrity, Therapy, Trauma, unethical conduct

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a creeper on a hot summer day! We got so much craziness goin’ on, you won’t even know what hit ya!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Build the biggest, baddest castle in alllll of Minecraft and flex on your friends like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and spawning unicorns at the drop of a hat. You’ll never be bored with our endless events and competitions, where the prizes are so epic, you’ll be like, “Is this real life?!”

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!