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BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	3539	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Star Shards Collected:	185	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

add-ons, alterations, changes, Customization, Enhancements, Game, gameplay, improve, IMPROVEMENTS, madness, Minecraft, modifications, Mods, Modtastic, Overrated, Tweaks, Upgrades, Vanilla, video game

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

Apocalypse, Conflict, Crafty, DECLARATION, distraction, Faggots, fear-mongering, global crisis, iran, Israel, j lo, Media, Minecraft, nukes, Politics, Propaganda, Server, speculation, Ultimate, uncertainty, War, world events, WWIII

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

1. MakingFriendsOnline, 10. FriendMakingStruggles, 11. DiscordIssues, 12. OnlineGaming, 13. ToxicServers, 14. OnlineSocializing, 15. InternetResentment, 16. ModernInternet, 17. OnlineFriendshipFailures, 18. DiscordDrama, 19. OnlineFriendSearch, 2. DiscordStruggles, 20. InternetDoom, 3. OnlineFriendships, 4. Frustration, 5. SocializingOnline, 6. AutisticChallenges, 7. InternetHate, 8. FindingConnections, 9. OnlineCommunity, Crafty, Friends, making, ONLINE

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Towns Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	526
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Animals Bred:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
New Chunks Explored:	209982	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	78	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ores Mined:	3831	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	937	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2643
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!