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”’>CraftyLinux SMP: The Drama Continues”’

coding, computer science, Continues, CraftyLinux, Drama, linux kernel, muh linux drama, open source, operating system, programming, smp, software bugs, Software Development, software engineering, software functionality, software maintenance, software performance, software reliability, software troubleshooting, software updates, system stability, tech community, Technology, working as intended

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they care about is building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing and one thing only – the Linux kernel! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, all we care about is making sure that Linux is running smoothly in our virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures like battling evil bugs in the system, navigating through treacherous code caves, and defending our server from malicious malware mobs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of optimizing your virtual operating system, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

So if you’re a true tech geek who’s looking for a server that’s as obsessed with the Linux kernel as you are, then come join us and let’s show the Minecraft world that when it comes to virtual worlds, the only thing that matters is a perfectly functioning operating system. Let’s get coding, gamers!

CraftyHub: LoanLols

Airbnb, baby, Baltic Sea resort, bills, Budget, Central Europe, CraftyHub, Decision making, Expenses, Family Planning, financial independence, guest house, Household, husband, income, loan, LoanLols, maternity leave, Property, real estate, savings, vacation home

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! Our server is located in a magical land where you can build your dream home without worrying about loans or bills.

Imagine a world where you can raise virtual babies without sacrificing your financial independence. No need to tap into your savings or argue with your husband about who should pay the bills – on our server, everything is free and fun!

Escape to a place where you can live in a Baltic Sea resort without breaking the bank. Build a guest house, a family home, or even a bungalow for tourists – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a mortgage when you can have a Minecraft mansion? Let’s build our virtual dream homes together!

BrokeCraftDreams

Afford, aspiration, beyond budget, BrokeCraftDreams, covet, crave, desire, dream, expensive, Extravagant, financial constraints, long for, luxury, materialistic, out of reach, unachievable, unattainable, Want, Wishful thinking, Wishlist, yearn

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are just a dream and emeralds are as rare as finding a unicorn in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the riches you desire without spending a single penny! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of chocolate, we have endless amounts of precious gems and resources just waiting for you to mine them. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft, because why settle for a measly iron pickaxe when you can have a diamond one encrusted with real diamonds? So come on, don’t be a peasant in the world of Minecraft, join our server and live like a Minecraft king!

VikingShipCapsize Minecraft Server

accident, American, archaeology, Archeologist, CAPSIZES, dies, Exploration, historical reenactment, History, Maritime, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Minecraft, norway, replica, Server, Ship, Shipwreck, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, Viking, Viking culture, VikingShipCapsize

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Magic Items Found:	7836	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	585
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, imagine if that archeologist was playing on our server instead of messing around with Viking ships! We got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even have time to think about capsizing. Join us and you’ll be sailing the high seas in no time, but don’t worry, our ships never sink (unless you want them to for some crazy pirate roleplay). Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life treasure hunt. So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let’s make some history together!

JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended

+x, Attacks, billionaire, Brazil, Brazil’s top judge, controversy, Court, elon musk, finances, frozen, judge, JudgeCraft, legal battle, legal issues, Musk, possible suspension, spacex, starlink, suspended, suspension, Technology, top judge

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

MineCut Minecraft Server

#youtube, Android, background music, beginner friendly, capcut, cosmos movie, creative editing, edit, editing software, free app, how-to, Ios, Minecraft, MineCut, mobile app, Montage, music editing, sailor star song, Server, Soundtrack, tutorial, Video editing, Video Effects

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Votes:	8844	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, literally! – Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob: the rainbow unicorn pig. If you can find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. – We have a mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and race through the skies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with dolphins! – Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build to your heart’s content without any worries.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GFbully69 Minecraft SMP

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bully, Communication, control, Emotional Abuse, empowerment, Gaslighting, gf, GFbully69, healthy relationships, love, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self-care, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Votes:	5117
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of your girlfriend bossing you around in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally be the alpha male and show her who’s boss! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and assert your dominance in this virtual world where you can finally be the king of the castle (literally). Plus, rumor has it that the server owner’s pet chicken is secretly plotting to take over the server with its army of feathered minions. Will you join forces with the chicken uprising or will you stand against them in an epic battle for control? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, the chickens may have the last cluck!

ParalympicAfghanQueen

Adaptability, Afghanistan, athlete, courage, determination, Escape, female empowerment, HUMAN RIGHTS, inspiration, international competition, Medal Winner, ParalympicAfghanQueen, Paralympics, refugee, Refugee Crisis, resilience, strength, Taliban, triumph, Victory, Women in sports

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crops Grown:	2221
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

u know what is crazier than that? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got a woman who fled Afghanistan on our server and she is a LEGEND! she built the most epic castle made out of diamonds and emeralds, all while dodging creepers and zombies like a boss. she even tamed a dragon and rides it around the server like a queen. join our server and be part of her epic journey to conquer the Minecraft world! plus, we have free pizza every Friday and unlimited diamonds for all players. come join the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

GeoCraft: Anoxic Breakup Fun

Anoxic, atmospheric chemistry, biogeochemical modelling, Breakup, carbon cycle, chemical weathering, climate change, continental breakup, continental drift, earth sciences, earth’s history, enhanced weathering, Environmental Science, Fun, GeoCraft, geodynamic processes, geological events, geology, marine ecosystems, Mesozoic, oceanic anoxic events, oceanography, paleoclimate, tectonic modelling

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	489625	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! Enhanced chemical weathering is happening all around you! Like, the weather is going crazy, man!

And get this, bro, following continental breakup, there’s all these Mesozoic oceanic anoxic events going on! It’s like a party for the oceans, dude!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has tectonic and biogeochemical modelling that will blow your mind, man! Like, you’ll be learning about rocks and stuff while building your epic Minecraft creations!

So, like, if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, join us now! And remember, only the coolest players can handle the madness of our server!

Minecraft server: “CraftyAlignment”

alignment, chaotic, Character, CraftyAlignment, d&d, dungeons and dragons, Ethics, Evil, FANTASY, Gaming, Good, inner world, Lawful, MALEVOLENT, Minecraft, morality, neutral evil, Psychology, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Thread, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old lawful good player on Minecraft servers? Do you want to embrace your inner chaotic evil side and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you neutral evil masterminds out there!

Join us and let your twisted imagination run wild as you build elaborate traps, unleash hordes of monsters on unsuspecting players, and hoard all the diamonds for yourself. Who needs friends when you can be the ultimate villain of the server?

So come on over and join us, where being evil isn’t just encouraged, it’s required! Just remember to watch your back, because you never know when someone might be plotting against you…mwahaha!