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MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

Blocky Wacky Crafters: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Farms Harvested:	434	Dimension Hops:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is filled with post girls who were built to be stretched out by big white cocks… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so fun and wild that even your little sister will want to join in on the action. From epic builds to crazy adventures, this server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Timmy’s Revenge: Where Bullying is Banned and Fun is Mandatory!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Tired of being bullied by Timmy on other servers? Well, on our server, Timmy is actually a friendly llama who just wants to give you hugs! Join us and leave Timmy’s bullying ways in the past. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. So if you’re ready for a wacky adventure filled with llamas and dancing chickens, come join us!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Wose Edition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Votes:	8475
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” – a sheep that loves to boogie down to funky music all day long. Join us and witness the sight of a rainbow-colored sheep busting out some sick dance moves like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Wose on da frontpage!

Blocky Blunders: WTF Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Star Shards Collected:	147
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	1966
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Seriously, what were they thinking when they created this madness? But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking awesome!

Join us if you want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a watermelon helmet. Or how about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Yeah, that’s a thing here. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains diamonds. It’s a real thing, we swear.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure insanity, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. What are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Houthis vs Baguettes: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ores Mined:	1066	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to defend against drone strikes and ballistic missiles launched by the Houthis!

Our captain has noted that players on our server are not accustomed to “this level of weapons and violence,” but don’t worry, you’ll quickly learn to adapt. The Yemenis on our server are perfecting their technique, so the more they fire, the more accurate they become. It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with explosives!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a missile strike), then join us for a truly striking experience. Just make sure to build a bomb shelter for your diamond stash!

SleepyBeeCraft – Where even the creepers hit snooze!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to the most buzz-worthy Minecraft server out there! Are you feeling too sleepy to bee yourself today? Well, have no fear because on our server, you can transform into a literal bee and buzz around causing chaos!

Join us for the chance to participate in epic bee battles where you can sting your enemies and collect pollen to upgrade your bee abilities. But be careful, because if you get too tired, you might just fall asleep and wake up as a regular human again!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a bee in a virtual world and unleash your inner insect warrior? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate buzzing champion – join us today and let the honey flow!

Pee-Inducing Beats Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a magical land filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of llamas as they race through obstacle courses, participate in epic battles against armies of evil chickens, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CommieCraft: Where Russians Build Statues and Creepers Explode!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only statues you see are of Steve and his trusty pig? Well, come join us on our server where we have a whole army of Russian statues standing guard! From Putin to Babushka, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Palace, where all your wildest potato dreams come true. Want to ride a potato unicorn? Done. Want to swim in a pool of mashed potatoes? We got you covered. The Potato Palace is the place to be for all your starchy needs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Russian statue or ride into battle on the back of a ninja llama. The possibilities are endless!

Gender Bender Craft: Where you can switch characters and swap genders for a hilarious gaming experience!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Votes:	8773	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one acknowledges your character’s gender fluidity? Look no further, because on our server, everyone will notice and comment on your ever-changing gender! Whether you’re a male one day and a female the next, our players will be sure to give you the recognition you deserve. Join now for a truly immersive and inclusive gaming experience like no other!

BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!