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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6844 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!
