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Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General #2852 – “YangOutWithMe”

pastebin, smp, E-Celebs, general, Yang

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re a fan of RWBY, or even if you hate it – just don’t try to convince us it’s good, because we won’t listen! Make sure to read the Pastebin for all the wacky rules and shenanigans: http://rwbyg.com/

In this server, arguing about anything from ships to E-Celebs to IRL politics is strictly forbidden. We only want good vibes and crazy adventures here! And if you come across any spam or trolls, just report and ignore them – we don’t have time for their nonsense.

But wait, there’s more! Did you hear that Rooster Teeth has shut down? Don’t worry, all their content (and some RWBY content) can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. And to top it all off, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us in this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where Patch will rise again and anything is possible. Previous threads, archived threads, and the Scarletverse thread are all waiting for you to dive in and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in the game!

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Pixelated Reality

Military, Obsession, pixelated, seduction, science fiction

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Frederica’s plan to seduce Yang? Look no further! Join our server where you can create your own crazy stories and relationships, just like Frederica did with Yang. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own unsuspecting Yang to swoon over. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

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PandemicPicklez Minecraft SMP

vaccination efforts, smp, social distancing, community resilience, remote work

Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do except binge-watch Netflix and argue with your cat over who gets the last slice of pizza? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more drama than a soap opera starring llamas.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature rumored to lay blocks of pure diamond instead of eggs. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly (Disclaimer: flying abilities may result in accidental faceplants into walls).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Enderman Mafia, a group of shady characters who control the black market for rare items like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to rub elbows with these mysterious figures and maybe even strike up a deal or two (just be sure to watch your back).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the Diamond Chicken, in which case, good luck).

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CraftyMine Holiday: Mine, Build, Party!

holiday festivities, celebration, imagination, creativity, new holiday

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. This land was ruled by a mighty unicorn named Sparklebutt, who declared a new holiday called “Taco Tuesday Every Day”. On this holiday, players must wear sombreros and eat tacos while riding llamas through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks. The winner of the maze gets a golden taco filled with diamonds and emeralds! So come join us on this wacky server and celebrate Taco Tuesday Every Day like never before!

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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

CraftyPutin, Ukraine, Politics, foreign affairs, eastern europe

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE PUTIN AS OUR MINISTER AND HE CLAIMS WE ARE READY FOR PEACE WITH UKRAINE! BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S JUST BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH HIS BARE HANDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH DRAMA, INTRIGUE, AND BLOCKY ADVENTURES. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE PUTIN WILL EVEN TEACH YOU HOW TO DO HIS INFAMOUS EYEBROW RAISE! JOIN NOW BEFORE HE DECIDES TO DECLARE WAR ON THE ENDER DRAGON INSTEAD!

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BlockyBoysUnite

Europe, condoms, adolescent health, Contraception, safe sex practices

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the players were teen boys from europe who dont use condoms 😂😂😂 like who needs protection when you have diamond armor, amirite?? join our server for some worryingly high rates of unprotected building and mining, WHO needs safety when you can just respawn?? plus, we have a special event where if you dont use a condom in the game, you get a special prize like a pet creeper or something 😂😂 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the wild world of our server, where protection is optional and fun is mandatory!

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SunCraft: Hotter & Faster

spacecraft, Faster, unexpected, solar winds, Astronomy

yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sun is like, the main attraction? well, this server is like, outta this world, literally! our spacecraft studying the sun found out some crazy stuff, like how solar winds are hotter than ur mom’s cooking and faster than a cheetah on speed!

join us on this epic adventure as we explore the mysteries of the sun and maybe even uncover some alien secrets along the way. plus, we have like, the best pixelated sunsets you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make ur eyes pop out of ur head like a cartoon character.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and let’s make the sun our bff forever! oh, and did we mention we have space llamas? yeah, u heard that right. SPACE LLAMAS. they’re like, the coolest thing since sliced bread, trust us.

so come on over and let’s have a blast on this solar-powered minecraft server like no other! see u there, sun worshippers! 🌞🚀🦙

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CraftyNiji Minecraft Server

Nijisanji Twitter, CraftyNiji, Nijisanji discord, Nijisanji, Server

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding creepers! Not to mention, our community is made up of the funniest and craziest players you’ll ever meet.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to anyone who can find their hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure buried deep within the mines that only the bravest adventurers can uncover.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

money management, financial stress, Minecraft, stretching dollars, food costs

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!

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BabyNameBattles Minecraft Server

LUNA, BabyNameBattles, baby naming, love, compromise

Are you tired of boring old baby names like John or Sarah? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and name your virtual baby Luna, without any drama or family feuds involved. Our server is a safe space for all your naming needs, no judgment here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you name your virtual baby Luna, but you can also build a virtual nursery fit for a princess. Decorate with virtual cribs, virtual mobiles, and even virtual unicorn plushies. Your virtual baby Luna will be living in style!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that if you name your virtual baby Luna on our server, she will grow up to be a Minecraft pro. She’ll be mining diamonds before you know it, all thanks to her fabulous name!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start living the Luna dream. Your sister can keep her real-life drama, we’ve got virtual babies to name!

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