yakuza’s guide to babysitting Minecraft Servers

TwistedCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Betrayed, deceived, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, in on it, knowing, Minecraft, Plot, plot twist, real twist, Reveal, Server, shock, Storyline, surprise twist, surprised, thought, Twist, TwistedCraft, unexpected, unexpected twist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew! Our players are experts at keeping secrets and pulling off the most epic surprises. You’ll never know who to trust or what to expect next. It’s like playing in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds. Come join the chaos and see if you can handle the madness!

TrashyFilmFanatic Minecraft SMP

awful movie, bad film, below expectations, boring plot, cinematic letdown, DISAPPOINTING, film enthusiast, lackluster, lost in translation fan, low quality., Minecraft, Movie Critic, not recommended, not worth it, poor script, regret watching, smp, terrible acting, TrashyFilmFanatic, unimpressed, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst movie

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most bananas SMP you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started a dance-off competition to see who can bust the best moves before blowing up.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by deciphering a series of riddles written by a mischievous Enderman with a love for puns. And rumor has it, if you find the treasure, you’ll gain the ability to turn into a block of cheese whenever you want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

LeftoverCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, Cooking, Dinner, dinner party, Etiquette, Food, Girlfriend, Hosting, LeftoverCraft, leftovers, leftovers etiquette, Meals, Minecraft, misunderstanding, party planning, relationships, roommate, roommate dynamics, Server, sharing, social norms, Waste

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than Lisa’s cooking!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of roommate relationships and leftover food feuds. Will you be the hero who saves the day by turning old leftovers into a culinary masterpiece? Or will you be the villain who incites the wrath of Dave and Lisa by daring to serve up their uneaten meals at a party?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while carrying a plate of Lisa’s famous lasagna, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up to rule the server.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with betrayal, friendship, and of course, delicious leftovers. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next on our server!

CreeperCounselor

Affair, burden of motherhood, Communication Issues, comparing relationships, CreeperCounselor, deleted text messages, domestic labor, emotional affair, emotional connection, emotional relationship, family burden, husband’s affair, Insecurity, long working hours, Marriage, outed affair, pursuing relationship, single lady, true companion, unhappiness, working late

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Buildings Constructed:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	885022
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	1215	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your emotional relationship needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of forming emotional connections with your fellow players, just like H did with C. Who needs a stable marriage when you can have a virtual affair with your coworker instead?

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is navigating the complicated relationships between players. Will you choose your spouse or your coworker? Will you delete text messages to hide your secrets? The possibilities are endless!

And don’t worry about responsibilities like trash and yard work, on our server, you can escape all that by immersing yourself in a world of emotional turmoil and questionable decisions.

So come join us on the most scandalous Minecraft server around, where the drama never stops and the virtual affairs are always heating up. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement right here?

BlockyLifeCrisis

BlockyLifeCrisis, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, introspection, Life, life journey, life satisfaction, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, positivity, progress, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, well-being

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic adventures. Want to ride a polar bear into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of enchanted golden carrots? No problem. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We’ve got you covered.

So say goodbye to your boring real life and say hello to the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Star TrekCraft: The Quest for Diamonds and Villager Trading – Join now for epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans!

Adventures, Arenas, Auctions, Community, Custom Boss Mobs, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Epic, EULA Compliant, family friendly, Jobs, Join, LWC, No Griefing, No Raiding, PvE, PvP, Quest, Ranks, Regular Events, rules, Shenanigans, Staff, star, TOWN, Trading, Treasure Hunts, TrekCraft, unforgettable, villager, Voting, Wilds

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Emeralds Found:	3096	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

TrekCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Plugins	Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, Chest Shops, Crates, Auctions, Quests, Treasure Hunts, etc.
Events	Weekly events, contests, and competitions hosted by staff.
Community	Friendly and family-friendly atmosphere with helpful staff and players.
Rules	Strict rules against raiding and griefing, with PvP available in designated areas.
Website	https://www.trekcraft.ca

FAQ

1. Is swearing allowed on the server?

No, keeping the chat appropriate for children is required. No swearing or discussion of inappropriate behavior is allowed.

2. Are there rules against griefing or raiding?

Yes, the server has strict rules against griefing and raiding. In the event of grief, the staff will roll it back for you.

3. How can I obtain ranks on the server?

Ranks are obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting. The server is fully EULA compliant.

4. Can I turn on PvP in the wilds?

PvP is off in the wilds, but you can turn it on in your town or participate in arenas.

5. How long has the server been around?

The server has been around for over 9 years, providing a trusted and stable community for players.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic, anti-semitism, antisemitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, false accusations, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, how can we combat antisemitism, ignorance, intolerance, Jewish community, long tail: why do people spread harmful stereotypes about Jews, Minecraft, Misinformation, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, religious beliefs, religious persecution, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Farms Harvested:	931	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of getting side-eyed by Jews for no reason? Join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Our server is so epic, even Moses himself would part the Red Sea just to join in on the fun. Build your own temple, partake in epic battles against zombie pigmen (they’re basically bacon, so it’s kosher, right?), and show those Jews that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

SleepyPrincessSMP – ZzzCraft Edition

adaptation, Anime, anticipation, Character development, comedy, Edition, fairy tale, fan favorite, FANTASY, humor, long awaited, Manga, plot twists, Preference, princess, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, Sleep, sleepy princess, SleepyPrincessSMP, version preference, ZzzCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a fairy tale come to life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Season 2 of our SMP is coming soon and it’s going to be more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! We’ve got new quests, challenges, and surprises that will make your head spin faster than a spider jockey on a roller coaster.

So, which version of the sleepy princess do you prefer? The one who snores like a zombie pigman or the one who sleepwalks into lava pits? Either way, you’ll find plenty of entertainment on our server that will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to steer clear.

PostBreakupMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	86
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and mine your way through the pain! Who needs a significant other when you have diamonds waiting to be discovered? Build a castle to keep out all the heartbreak and grief, or create a roller coaster to ride out your emotions. We even have a secret underground love potion brewing station for those looking to get back in the dating game. So come join us and craft your way to a better tomorrow!

CreeperApprovedNot

controversial topics, CreeperApprovedNot, cultural norms, cultural standards, ethical standards, Moral values, public opinion, social behavior, social boundaries, social conformity, social criticism, social norms, social stigmas, social taboos, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal change, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, societal trends

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is a wild and wacky place where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and causing mayhem wherever you go.

On our server, it’s not just socially acceptable to grief other players’ builds, it’s encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s house? Go for it! Feeling like setting off a TNT explosion in the town square? We’ve got plenty of TNT to spare! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s lag).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items, stolen goods, and even other players’ heads. Need a diamond sword but don’t have any diamonds? Just head to the black market and see what shady deals you can make. Just be careful not to get caught by the server moderators – they don’t take kindly to players breaking the rules (even though that’s basically the whole point of our server).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and chaos is the name of the game, come join us! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you…