Yakuza Memes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoFamNoSeeMC

Accommodation, active duty, Air Force, baby, Birthday, California, celebration, family, Hawaii, ISLAND, mindset, Moving, NoFamNoSeeMC, Planning, Pregnancy, stress, travel, UNFAIR, unreasonable, vacation, Visitors

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of family drama and unwanted visitors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any interference from pesky relatives.

Imagine a world where you can celebrate your son’s birthday in peace, without worrying about family members crashing the party. Build a virtual paradise for just you, your husband, and your little one, without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced.

On our server, you can create your own island getaway where you make the rules. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join us now and let the virtual fun begin!

WildTalesMC SMP

bizarre confessions, bizarre conversations, crazy anecdotes, eccentric strangers, odd encounters, outlandish tales, peculiar conversations, peculiar encounters, quirky interactions, random encounters, smp, strange encounters, surprising revelations, unbelievable stories, unexpected confessions, unexpected encounters, unusual interactions, weird confessions, wild stories, Wild Tales, WildTalesMC

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	265
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Star Shards Collected:	111
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	848
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8483	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic adventures, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it, only to land in a pool of lava and somehow survive with half a heart left. Or how about the time someone accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT explosions that turned the entire spawn area into a crater-filled wasteland? And let’s not forget the legendary prank war that ended with someone building a giant statue of a chicken on top of the admin’s house.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see just how wild things can get. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history of insanity!

BlockyButterflyEffect

BlockyButterflyEffect, butterfly effect, consequences, critical decisions, Future, impactful choices, important choices, life changing moments, Life decisions, long-term effects, massive impact, pivotal choices, ripple effects, seemingly minor decision, significant decisions, small choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen outcomes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	252	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Have you ever wondered how different your life would be if you had chosen the red pill instead of the blue pill? Well, on our Minecraft server, every decision you make could lead to a wild and wacky adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally punching a chicken and starting a poultry rebellion that takes over the entire server. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

With endless possibilities and unexpected consequences, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt. So come on, make that seemingly minor decision to join our server and see where it takes you! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or discover a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and cake. The choice is yours, but choose wisely – the fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands!

CraftyMaduro’sWhatsAppBan

authoritarianism, Censorship, Communication, crackdown, CraftyMadurosWhatsAppBan, digital rights, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, Maduro, opposition, Politics, protest, repression, social media, Supporters, Surveillance, Technology, Venezuela, WhatsApp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than maduro trying to delete whatsapp! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and more drama than a venezuelan political rally. our community is tighter than maduro’s grip on power, and we promise you’ll have a blast playing with us. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than maduro’s presidency!

Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the only war is over who gets the last noodle! Embrace the cheesy chaos now!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheesy, Community, Embrace, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Friendly, macaroniland, midis, Minecarts, music disk, noodle, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, trinkets, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Game Version	Java IP 37.10.122.12:25984
Game Version	Bedrock IP 37.10.122.12 Port 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!

A simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit (acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we have it all. Come try our place out!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
What can I buy at the spawn shop?	You can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, starter kits, and more.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, there are community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, and more.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

character trope, Coming of Age, CraftyCraze, cultural stereotype, Female Protagonist, film, free-spirit, high school, indie, Japanese cinema, Japanese High-Schooler, love interest, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Minecraft, MPDG, nonconformist, quirky, Romantic, Server, teen romance, Unconventional, WHIMSICAL, young adult

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	991273
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Votes:	9290	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical pixie dream girl on steroids! Picture this: you’re a Japanese high-schooler who has been transported into a world where you can build and explore to your heart’s content. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

MinotaurMama Minecraft SMP

breeding mechanics, character design, Customization, Diversity, FANTASY, female representation, game development, Game Mechanics, gender diversity, inclusion, marriage options, Minecraft, minotaur women, MinotaurMama, mythical creatures, narrative choices, non-human characters, player agency, player choice, romance options, smp, video games, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and NPCs? Well, look no further because our server has MINOTAUR WOMEN that you can actually MARRY and BREED with! That’s right, forget about boring old villagers, on our server you can start a family with a minotaur babe and raise little half-human, half-bull babies together. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft roleplay that you never knew you needed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your minotaur love story today!

PlasmaCraftersUnited

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	591310
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5090
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as epic as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Need a distraction from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can mine, build, and survive without any pesky parents getting in the way.

Who needs plasma donations when you can earn virtual diamonds and emeralds on our server? Forget about saving up for a new laptop – spend your hard-earned in-game currency on epic gear and weapons instead!

Join now and experience the thrill of defying your parents’ wishes in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs a social security card when you can conquer dungeons and battle monsters with your friends?

Don’t be a leech – be a legend on our Minecraft server! It’s time to show your parents who’s boss in a world where the only rules are the ones you make. See you in-game, adventurer!

GhostlyGamer in Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, beyond the grave, death, GhostlyGamer, Life after death., Minecraft, near death accounts, near death encounters, Near Death Experience, near death exploration, near death insights, near death phenomena, near death reflections, near death revelations, near death stories, near death testimonies, near death visions, near-death research, out-of-body experience, smp, SPIRITUAL, Supernatural

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	4984	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying is just a minor inconvenience? Well, look no further because on our server, death is a wild ride! When you die, you don’t just respawn, oh no. You get transported to the Nether where you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you survive, you get a special prize – a diamond carrot! Join us for the thrill of a lifetime and see what lies beyond the grave on our insane Minecraft SMP!

DiscoCraft: Travel back to the 70s!

1970s, 70s, activism, bell bottoms, counterculture, culture, Decade, disco, DiscoCraft, fashion, hippies, History, long tail tags, Music, Nostalgia, polyester, pop culture, roller disco, social movements, travel, vietnam war, Watergate scandal

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	62	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve time-traveled straight to the groovy 1970s! Picture this: lava lamps, disco balls, and funky music blasting from every corner. Our pixelated world is a psychedelic paradise where you can build your own lava lamp-inspired skyscraper or boogie down at our virtual disco party.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with disco-dancing zombies who are just dying to meet you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a time machine that will transport you to a parallel universe where everyone has afros and bell-bottoms.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the far-out vibes of the 1970s while battling disco zombies and rocking the most outrageous fashion trends? Don’t miss out on the trip of a lifetime – join us now and get ready to boogie down like it’s 1970!