yakuza clan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpaceCraft LOLz: Astro Royale

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a chance to become part of the wildest yakuza gang in Minecraft history.

Picture this: a gang boss with 12 adopted children and 1 blood-related son. When the boss unexpectedly kicks the bucket, everyone is on edge waiting to see who will take over. But instead of the expected successor, the boss’s bestie is chosen as the new leader. And guess what? He’s the 12th adopted son! Talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, comets come crashing down on Tokyo and suddenly everyone has shadow super powers. That’s right, you could be running around with superhuman abilities in a post-apocalyptic world where peace is just a shadow away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Uruka’s Parasocial Paradise: Get Lost in the Virtual World of ‘/vt/’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9168	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of falling in love with virtual characters and longing for a real connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build relationships with real people, not just pixels on a screen.

Say goodbye to your parasocial relationships with anime characters and say hello to a community of players who are ready to laugh, build, and conquer together. Our server is filled with adventures, challenges, and endless possibilities for you to explore.

So why wait? Join us today and let’s build a world where real connections are made, not just fantasies in your head. Who knows, you might even find your own Uruka in the midst of all the chaos. See you in the game!

Blocky Shenanigans: The Mystery of Steve’s Endgame

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server is actually a secret agent from a parallel universe trying to recruit the best Minecraft players to help him defeat the evil Ender Dragon once and for all.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that will transport you to a land filled with talking animals and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most outrageous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Births: Where Pixels Become Players!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of leaving tips in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can leave all the tips you want without spending a dime! That’s right, our virtual waiters and waitresses will be thrilled to receive your generous tips in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and show off your tipping skills in a whole new way!

CraftyCreeperz – Where every day is like your birthday… turning 25 tomorrow!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Look no further than our server! We guarantee to pop your Minecraft cherry in the most epic way possible. Our players are so skilled, they’ll have you saying “Diamonds are a player’s best friend” in no time. Join us and say goodbye to your virgin anxieties, and hello to a whole new world of blocky pleasure. Who needs a whore when you have our server to show you the ropes?

Manly Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Farms Harvested:	414	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5008	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Animals Bred:	89	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and witness the legend of Speedy Steve, the guy who can move at the speed of sound and lift a whole house with one hand! Who needs superpowers when you can just log onto our server and watch this guy defy all laws of physics? Plus, rumor has it that he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just 10 minutes. Don’t miss out on the chance to play alongside this Minecraft superhero – join now!

Valid or Not Minecraft Server

Confidence, doubt, inner strength, Insecurity, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-doubt, self-image, self-validation, Server, valid, validation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Votes:	5741	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against mutant zombie chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular piggy goodies.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way!

Pixelated Pizzazz: Where Arcadey Beats Realism!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of boring old realistic Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun? Then look no further than our server! We are all about that arcadey vibe, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

So why settle for realism when you can have pure, unadulterated craziness on our server? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Villages Defended:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of the age-old debate of jif vs gif? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and settle this once and for all in an epic battle arena where players must choose their side and fight to the death using only emojis as weapons. Will you be team jif or team gif? The fate of the internet rests in your hands!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

And if that’s still not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who dare to approach this spectral spook may find themselves in for a surprise as the creeper offers them gifts of enchanted items and explosive pranks. Will you be brave enough to befriend the ghostly creeper and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. jif or gif, diamond chickens, and friendly creeper ghosts await you!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Buildings Constructed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!