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TitanicFactsGoneWrong
Are you ready to dive into the depths of the Minecraft ocean and uncover the disturbing secrets of the Titanic? Join our server and explore a replica of the infamous ship, complete with haunted cabins and ghostly passengers. But beware, rumors say that the iceberg that sunk the Titanic is still lurking in the waters, waiting to strike again! Can you survive the ultimate test of courage and skill? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Titanic! -
MissileCraft: From Iran with Love
lol, forget about that drama and come join our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!why join? well, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do your bidding.
rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!
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Digifamily Legacy
join this epic minecraft server and u can be part of a family that saves all their digital stuff for centuries. imagine ur great great great grandkids finding ur minecraft builds and thinking u were a legendary builder. u can leave a legacy of epic proportions in this server, so join now and start building for the future generations! -
BlockyBabesOnly
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u see all them pixelated babes walkin around? well, this server is perfect for u if u like to stare at pixelated booties all day long. we got all the babes u could ever want, and if u stare at their bodies instead of their faces, u might just be a little creeper. but that’s okay, cuz we welcome all types here!join our server for a chance to show off your harmful attitudes and maybe even practice some tendencies that could lead to sexual assault. it’s all in good fun, right? just remember to keep it pixelated, folks.
come on down to our server and get your daily dose of pixelated babes and harmful attitudes. who knows, maybe you’ll even meet your pixelated soulmate. just don’t forget to stare at their face every once in a while, okay?
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Minecraft SMP: Hololive Graduation Party!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any hololive talents? Well, look no further because our server is filled with them! Join us and you might just run into your favorite VTuber while mining for diamonds.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a secret crush on one of the hololive talents. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?
Join now for a chance to attend a virtual graduation ceremony for a hololive talent who just so happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knew block building skills could land you a diploma?
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself!
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HappyAge SMP: 30s Club
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure joy and happiness! Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of friendly players who are all over the age of 50. That’s right, we’re not your average SMP, we’re the retirement home of Minecraft!Join us and relive the glory days of your youth while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow golden oldies. Who needs grandchildren when you have a whole community of seasoned players to game with? Plus, we have bingo nights every Friday and a special discount on virtual prune juice for all members.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you feel like a kid again (albeit a kid with arthritis), then look no further than our Minecraft SMP for the 50+ crowd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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ExtraLife: The Organ Edition
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can also add extra organs to your body for superhuman abilities! Want to breathe fire like a dragon? Just add a flamethrower lung! Need to see in the dark like a ninja? Slap on some night vision eyeballs! The possibilities are endless!
So come on down and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a spleen when you can have a jetpack kidney instead? Let the madness begin!