🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9002 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6823 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens and the zombies are just trying to find their way to the nearest brain buffet. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of laughs and fun in store for you!
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, or maybe you’re more interested in building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now, deal with it).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of chicken ninjas who will teach you the ancient art of clucking your enemies into submission. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas ride unicorns and pigs fly.
So come on down and join us, because on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the crazy fun!
