Yakusoku Minecraft Servers

Yakusoku Minecraft Servers

  • ToiletCraft: Where Shit Gets Real

    ToiletCraft: Where Shit Gets Real
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 4467
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a stream shooting upwards and hitting your pants while sitting on the toilet!

    Join us for mandatory piss first events where you never know what glitchy surprises await, like your foreskin glitching out in the most unexpected ways.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.

    So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Boner Ban: NO Sex Allowed!

    Blocky Boner Ban: NO Sex Allowed!
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 7230
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Mines Excavated: 3080 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is INSANE!

    Join us for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to riding on flying pigs, we’ve got it all!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a strict rule: NO SEX ALLOWED. That’s right, we’re here to play Minecraft, not get busy with each other. Trust us, you’ll thank us for it.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s create some EPIC memories together. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and be worshipped by all the other players. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pandemonium: Where INDIE Gamers Go Crazy!

    Pixelated Pandemonium: Where INDIE Gamers Go Crazy!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9936
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 106
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 72

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

    Are you tired of boring indie games that make you want to pirate them just to feel something? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you forget all about those lame indie games.

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you question why anyone would settle for anything less than pure Minecraft madness.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Kike Rats

    Crafty Kike Rats
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 3432
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 468 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

    Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

    Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HappyCraft: Where even creepers are on Prozac

    HappyCraft: Where even creepers are on Prozac
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 2704
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 453 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Votes: 847 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 9749
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Farms Harvested: 645

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so amazing that if you take SSRl now, at 7pm, you won’t be able to sleep because you’ll be too busy having fun building and exploring! – But wait, there’s more! If you skip playing until morning, you will feel absolutely TERRIFIC because our server is just that awesome. – Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey. – We have a secret hidden treasure on the server that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to claim the loot. – And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a magical unicorn roaming the lands, granting wishes and spreading joy to all who encounter it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeCraft: The Future of Blocks

    AnimeCraft: The Future of Blocks
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 4251
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have anime-themed builds that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a giant mecha through a pixelated city? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret cat army that will help you conquer the virtual world. Need a pet creeper that won’t explode? We have those too.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WienerCraft

    WienerCraft
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 9547
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Star Shards Collected: 205
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in all of Germany! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing lederhosen. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some serious moves to techno music, and it was a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in dance-offs to win rare diamond armor. Trust me, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled Nether tunnel. It’s like Space Mountain, but with more explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WUNDERBAR adventure and experience Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vtuber Love Story: Minecraft Edition

    Vtuber Love Story: Minecraft Edition
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 3447
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the epic love story of the Romeo and Juliet of vtubing! Join us and witness the drama unfold as two virtual YouTubers navigate their way through obstacles and mobs to be together.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can also ride llamas into battle, fight dragons with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cake. Our community is filled with friendly pandas and mischievous foxes who are always up for a good time.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find your own virtual love story along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyThreads – Where even ‘thread 36’ can’t unravel our epic adventures!

    CraftyThreads – Where even ‘thread 36’ can’t unravel our epic adventures!
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 7474
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and even a unicorn! Yes, you heard that right, a real-life unicorn in Minecraft! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win enchanted prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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