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Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchantments Applied:	274	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Magic Items Found:	3937	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Dragon Eggs Found:	7562
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ores Mined:	2356	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1980	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.