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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	74	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ores Mined:	8320
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	232
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3319	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8369	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	3463
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Crops Grown:	7604
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Votes:	7726	Runes Activated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!