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Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ores Mined:	7543	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchantments Applied:	284
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magic Items Found:	7416	Farms Harvested:	893
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Towns Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Farms Harvested:	451	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Votes:	1313	Void Gems Collected:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Dragon Eggs Found:	8460
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!