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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4792 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!
But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!
