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AnnoyingEarwormCraft

#earworm, ANNOYING, AnnoyingEarwormCraft, can’t stand, catchy song, cringe, dislike, frustrating, grating, grinds my gears, IRRITATING, Music, old news, overplayed, Overrated, played out, Repetitive, Skip, Tiresome, too much, turn off

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Emeralds Found:	9135
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

1.21, admins, Anarchy, Anarchy1.21, armor, Auto-mine, Customized map, dragon world, dragons, Good admins, Happy Gaming, Ip:, Love your destiny, Magic, minecraft server, MyDestiny, new armor, NEW WEAPONS, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, telegram channel, Telegram chat, weapons

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Votes:	7624

IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

mydestiny.su

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	274
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

BI SEXUAL, Cultural differences, DATING, EdgarMaxxing, Edgars, Gender norms, GirlFriendly, Girls, hello kitty, Identity, internet culture, LGBTQ, Mexican girls, mexico, Minecraft, online communities, relationships, Retardmaxxing, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Votes:	3160	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

Character development, Communication, Connection, deep bond, emotional connection, emotional depth, entire, Evolving, evolving relationship, friendship, growth, Intimacy, love, Manga, Minecraft, non-sexual relationship, not physical, platonic relationship, relationship, romance, smp, story progression, two people, Understanding, unresolved tension

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mines Excavated:	1245	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

Assistance, basic life tasks, Boundaries, burden, care, Challenges, COMPLICATED, consideration, CraftyCrip, disabled friend, Favors, friendship, Helping, INDEPENDENCE, INTIMATE, Minecraft, physical disability, responsibilities, Server, Struggle, Support, wheelchair

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	142
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	4504	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

MomCraftLove

#authorities, ABUSIVE, consequences, Divorce, financial support, friendship, Green Card, legal risks, man, marriage fraud, marrying, mom, MomCraftLove, Nigeria, online friend, Prenup, relationship, Reporting, scam, Visa, WIBTA

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Votes:	2128

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy story of a mom trying to marry her Nigerian friend for a green card.

Picture this: a mom who was almost scammed on WhatsApp ends up forming a pen-pal friendship with the scammer. But wait, it gets better – she starts sending him money for medical care and to support his family. And now, she’s planning to marry him so he can get a green card and support his family even more.

But fear not, dear players, because you have the power to stop this madness! Join our server and take on the role of the hero who will prevent this marriage fraud from happening. Will you report the mom to the authorities and save her from legal trouble? Or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

With twists and turns at every corner, this Minecraft server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So come on in and be a part of this outrageous story – because who needs reality TV when you have our server?

SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP

balanced blood sugar, better skin, better sleep, changes noticed, health benefits, healthier habits., improved digestion, improved energy, improved mood, increased focus, lifestyle changes, long term benefits, mental clarity, Minecraft, People who quit sugar, reduced cravings, reduced inflammation, smp, sugar detox, sugar-free lifestyle, SugarFreeSMP, SWEET, weight loss

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the true chaos and hilarity of Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!