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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7890 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
And, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this like, super exclusive club of awesome players who are all like, super cool and stuff. Plus, we have the best parties ever. Like, one time, we had a party where everyone had to wear a pumpkin on their head and ride pigs around the map. It was so hilarious, man.
So, like, if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday. How can you say no to that, bro?