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Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Soulstealmc.net

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	New Chunks Explored:	820330
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Farms Harvested:	928
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Potions Brewed:	98
Runes Activated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

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SoulSteal

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Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2