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Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, Army, battlefront, Battlefront1800, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat vehicles, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, firepower, Losses, Military, military equipment, russia, strategy, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4138
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Votes:	601

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

Achievements, blessings in disguise, BLOCK, favorable circumstances, favorable outcomes, fortuitous occurrences, fortunate happenings, fortunate turn of events, good fortune, happy accidents, Minecraft, Party, positive outcomes, serendipitous events, Server, stroke of luck, success, successful outcomes, things going right, things turning out well, Triumphs, unexpected success, unexpected victories

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5389	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

Bootylicious, desire, Domination, Erotic, face sitting, FANTASY, fetish, girl’s ass, INTIMATE, kink, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, Submission, Tease, temptation, Worship

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	1994	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

daily frustrations, insignificant annoyances, irrational pet peeves, little things that bother me, minor annoyances, minor bothers, minor disturbances, minor grievances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minuscule irritations, petty annoyances, petty grievances, small annoyances, small grievances, small irritations, small vexations, tiny annoyances, TinyPeevesMC, trivial annoyances, trivial irritations

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employed, Fair Gameplay, finding, Fun, Good, Lost, MONEY, new, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected staff, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Space, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Potions Brewed:	97	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

BIASED, Deception, election, Fake, fake news, fake polls, Inaccurate, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Polls, Propaganda, remember when, remember when polls were biased, remember when polls were deceptive, remember when polls were fake, remember when polls were inaccurate, remember when polls were manipulated, remember when polls were unreliable, Server, unreliable

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

baddiedem, Brit, British artists, british culture, british entertainment, British fashion, British hip hop, British lifestyle, british music, British musicians, british rap, british slang, British Talent, British urban culture, British urban music, edish, grime music, London music scene, Minecraft, smp, UK artists

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyMind

BlockyMind, critical thinking, deep thoughts, overlooked issues, philosophical musings, questioning society, societal apathy, societal blind spots, societal complacency, societal ignorance, societal indifference, societal norms, unpopular opinions

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Star Shards Collected:	160
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6403	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!