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AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	2555	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	4357	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Potions Brewed:	95
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	863
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Potions Brewed:	75	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	9036	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Crops Grown:	7995	Emeralds Found:	7300

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Animals Bred:	150
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Void Armor Forged:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!