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Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	4819	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8419	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4066	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	2040
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6062	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	2232	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

BoyfriendWakeUp, PanicCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Votes:	2537
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!

KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!

Attack, battle, Bridge.., Claims, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Damage, Destroyed, Destruction, Government, Infrastructure, international news, investigation, key bridge, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, ReBuilding, SECURITY, Transportation, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9991	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	New Chunks Explored:	451265
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!