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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7061 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 137 | Ores Mined: | 4083 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with a bunch of Americans hogging all the diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Americans Allowed” policy! Why, you ask? Because they always steal your crops and leave creepers in your base, that’s why!
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and keep those pesky Americans out. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Plus, every full moon, we hold a dance party in the Nether with the Endermen – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to leave your American flag at the door – we don’t want any troublemakers here!
