Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.
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Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…
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Gentleman348MCQ&A
348 million wives, ANYTHING.., ask a gentlemen, Community, culture, DEVELOPING, Diverse, family, Feels, Gentleman348MCQA, gentlemen, green text, Greenland, husband, imageboard, interview, Lifestyle, Marriage, MILLION, Modernization, omnicities, Polyamory, POLYGAMY, questions, r9k, relationships, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, society, together, with, Wives, xkcd
Join our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!
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EliteBreweryMC
alive, Beer, Belong, Despair, Die, Drinking, effect, EliteBreweryMC, emotion, Escape, even, existential crisis, feel, feeling, Feels, free, from, green text, hopelessness, Human, ILLUSION, imageboard, just, Life, luxury, numb, pricey restaurant, PRICEY., r9k, Reality, Restaurant, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, Sadness, self-destructive, xkcd
Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!
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SkyDreamsMC
Welcome to the SkyDreamsMC Network!
SkyDreams is a Minecraft network, currently featuring Skyblock and Prisons as the main attractions. We offer exciting, free gameplay for the entire minecraft community!
Version: 1.8 – 1.16 IP: SkyDreamsMC.Com Website: skydreamsmc.com Store: mc.skydreamsmc.com/store Discord: mc.skydreamsmc.com/discord
Skyblock Features: Free Gameplay,Cheap Store,Auction House,Custom Crates,Custom,Shop,Island menu,Mobcoins,Custom Panels,And much much more!
Prisons Features: Free Gameplay,Cheap Store,Auction House,Custom Crates,Custom,Shop,Custom Panels,Custom ENCHANTS,And much much more!
skydreamsmc.com
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Myrefall Whitelisting
This is a private SMP server, that is mainly community formed. We are anti griefing and will have special events every now and then. To be able to play, please contact me on Discord. Void#1912
104.219.7.68
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Realms of vulwin
══════════════The Realms of Vulwin!══════════════❓ What is this server about? ❓ We’re a fantasty-based geopolitical minecraft server, mashing the concepts together with an ever-changing story line designed by the players and their actions, for the players.We will have a custom made 15k by 15k map, featuring many islands, two distinct continents featuring different races, such as orcs, elves and humans based on two different continents, Greshor and Ipovox. We’ve got a dedicated development team, safe financials and a staff team who has a history set in stone of handling large minecraft servers of hundreds of simultaneous players.
💸 No Donations.* No Donator Privileges. Ever. 💸We will never instate any p2w features. Donators may receive a special role in chat to represent their support, and they will receive access to a chat exclusive to staff, donators and important players to the server (nation owners, influencial players). They will never receive crates, money, weapons, kits etc. based on their financial support.
*Donations will be available when the server is online, but never before, and never mandatory.
🗻 Pre-defined territories, non-defined empires 🗻Inside the server, we’re going to be using Towny as well as certain sub-plugins that allow us to pre-define the borders of the world. You’ll be able to explore the hand-sculpted world until you find a place to settle down, own that territory and feel stress-free from the possibility of someone snaking into your land, or encroaching onto the centre of your territory.
🗺️ MMO and Fantasy integrations 🗺️A fantasy-based server wouldn’t be complete without MMO aspects. We’ve got an intricate levelling and class system on the line, giving more options to fight others with and making battles based more upon skill and experience on the server rather than just another random Towny server. Players can only speak languages based on their race and have to learn others, and we’re always evolving to add more based on player input and experiences.
Interested to learn more? Head to https://www.realmsofvul.win/ , or https://discord.gg/x79sGuPqtq to get more info, and join us on our adventure!
play.realmsofvul.win
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Server26
Join whenever… Server26 is a small SMP server. Only one world and everything inside build in survival. No teleports or warps, just Grief protection (Grief-prevention, etc). This is an adult server and looking for players 18+. We do not aim for a child-friendly environment. Aside form the rules – All things are optional and nothing is a must.
The server (and thus its map) was created in 2015 and was gradually opened to the public around 2017-2018. We are located in Germany, and have players that speak German but also English. Recluse hermit or people person, everyone is welcome to join. One of the main ideas was it to give players a server they can return to anytime, to keep the server running no matter what, and to never reset the map. When you done looking at the buildings at spawn, you can head trough the nether to the wilderness outside the city and start mining and building on your own.
We hope you give us a try and have fun!
Server rules: https://server26/rules
play.server26.net
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Masterscape
[WHITELISTED] [JAVA 1.13] Hello everyone! I would just like to tell you about my 1.13 server. We already have a playerbase and the map is about 6-8 months old. I have recently acquired ownership of this server within the last month. I would love some new players as most of out older ones are very inactive. Feel free to join the discord to be whitelisted. https://discord.gg/nMRUhNa https://discord.gg/nMRUhNa https://discord.gg/nMRUhNa
142.44.151.233:25580
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Goldvault
WHAT IS GOLDVAULT?
GoldVault is a GenPvP server that spices up the gameplay. You’ve got generator blocks producing gold, tokens, and crystals. Picture a map inside a big box with smaller boxes having missing sides. Players use defense blocks to build bases, form clans, and safeguard generators.
What sets GoldVault apart? We’ve got caves for mining gold and tokens. Plus, there’s the Flag Gen – your main respawn point. When your flag gets destroyed, you lose money and tokens. Join us for a GenPvP experience that’s all about strategy, base building, mining, and intense battles. But here’s the kicker – raid other players to snatch their riches! It’s not just about base building and battles; it’s about cunning strategies and heist-level raids.
1.19.4 – 1.20.2 are supported
MINECRAFT BEDROCK IS SUPPORTED!
JAVA IP: goldvault.minehut.ggBEDROCK IP: goldvault.bedrock.minehut.gg
➥ FLAG GEN➥ VAST CAVES➥ GENERATORS➥ PVP➥ RAIDING➥ PAYOUTS
GoldVault.minehut.gg
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Fluorite smp
Fluorite is a brand new semi vanilla and semi anarchy survival server!Hacking is NOT allowed. Griefing, raiding and PvP is allowed.We also offer custom enchantments to make your experience better!
Start your adventure today!
fluoritesmp.xyz
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LatinMania
The server has: – Installments – Survival – Economy – PVP – Survival protections – Skins for non-premium users Among many more things.
93.188.163.184
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RepublicCraft
We are a mature (16+) vanilla server dedicated to growing a community. We want a community where everyone has a voice and everyone is a part of the decision making process. And we want you. We have minimal plugins to allow our administrators and moderators to prevent griefing and stealing. We have several members and have an experienced server admin running the show behind the scenes. We have recently rebooted the server and gone through a map reset so everything is fresh and ready to be explored! Apply on our discord: https://discord.gg/cn5CxZ9
104.219.4.202
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Bad Server
Bad Server, Has plugins, need staff <-- (Clickbait Not rly) basically survival but with PVP!!!! 1.13.2 2.5gb of ram so you no lag idot
209.182.108.4