Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Gentleman348MCQ&A

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crops Grown:	4525
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!

EliteBreweryMC

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!

TeleJailbreak – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got EUchads running around capturing Kremlin shills left and right – talk about a wild ride! Join us if you want to be part of the most epic showdowns in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even become the next target for EUchads’ capture spree! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

FianceFiascoCraft

aita, alcohol, Birthday Party, Boundaries, calling out, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, control, Drinking, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, FiancéFiascoCraft, judgment, Maturity, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Sangria, self-care

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a toddler’s birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that’ll make you want to reward yourself with a glass of sangria (or three, we won’t judge)!

We promise outrageous drama like a fiance who thinks you’re drunk when you’re not, and a six-year-old who’s the best cuddle buddy after a heated argument. Who needs a dad when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of fun and excitement?

So come on over and join us for a party that’s crazier than a tipsy mom trying to prove she’s in control. You won’t regret it!

UnderratedTV_Show

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Farms Harvested:	397
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crops Grown:	6475
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old TV shows? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most underrated TV show of all time – “The Adventures of Steve and the Creeper”!

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests with Steve and his trusty sidekick, the Creeper, as they battle evil mobs and search for the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny. But watch out, because Herobrine is always lurking in the shadows, ready to sabotage your mission!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a world where pigs can fly, zombies breakdance, and llamas rule the land. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wild adventure – join today and let the madness begin!

AlarmingCraft: Not Just Another Car Alarm

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magic Items Found:	7357	Dimension Hops:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the creepers are so dumb they think they’re just giving you a hug! the villagers are always getting stuck in trees because they’re too busy dancing to the funky music playing in the background. and don’t even get me started on the chickens, they’re all secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in our server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. so not only can you mine for valuable resources, but you can also satisfy your sweet tooth at the same time. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive ender dragon.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and completely bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and nothing is off limits. just be sure to watch out for those mischievous car alarms – you never know when they might start blaring for no reason at all!

Welcome to “MCVerseCity: The Server Where Phantoms Get a Nerf and Armor Stands Have Arms!” Join now for some big doors and mini blocks fun!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/%eb%a7%88%ed%81%ac-pe-1-2/">Minecraft Server</a> Information

Builder Friendly Vanilla Survival Server

Description	Builder Friendly Vanilla Survival. No Grief. Huge world and free 100k+ claimblocks. We aim for a mature community where you can build long term without resets. Free to play, no pay-to-win.
IP	mcverse.city
Website	www.mcverse.city
Map	http://mcverse.city:8123/

Features:

WildTP for finding new land
Prepaid server until 2026
Player Warps and Markets
72-hour Death Chests
Discord Proximity Chat Enabled
Optional quality of life improvements

FAQ:

Q: Can I build without worrying about griefing on this server?

A: Yes, this server is grief-free and aims to create a mature community for long-term building.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free to play with no pay-to-win features.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP can be toggled on and off depending on your preference.

Q: What are some of the quality of life improvements on the server?

A: Some improvements include claims, player markets, clans, and more listed in the description.

EldenCraft Server – Join the Hype!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	104
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	8572	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever play on!

Join us for epic battles in the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on powerful bosses like never before. Use our character planners to create the most OP builds and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! We have interactive maps to help you navigate this wild world and find hidden treasures. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try entering the group password “ergBloodstain: 491574857” for a special surprise (just kidding, there’s actually no special surprise, but it sounded cool, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

SleeplessSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	1037	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of sleep-deprived maniacs who have been up for 31 hours straight! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Bob who thinks he’s a llama and will trade you diamonds for feathers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!

SkinnyCraft2020

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
New Chunks Explored:	149736	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Picture this: you spawn into the server and are greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible!

Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not! The crazier, the better on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Creeper Karaoke Night” where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “All Star” by Smash Mouth. And don’t even get me started on our weekly “Ender Dragon Dance Party” – it’s lit!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even spot a herd of rainbow sheep doing the Macarena. It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

SMP20sAdviceMinecraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Runes Activated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5604
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world of blocks and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your dream castle, prank your friends with exploding sheep, and ride pigs into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Trust us, you won’t find a better way to procrastinate adult responsibilities than by joining our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure that will make your 20s the best years of your life!

BlockyBackstabbers

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	238	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

If you don’t trust people who don’t play on our Minecraft server, then you’re in the right place! Our server is filled with players who are so trustworthy, they’ll even give you their last diamond without hesitation. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a pack of friendly wolves who will attack any griefers on sight. So come join us and never worry about trusting the wrong person again!

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