xkcd Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Gentleman348MCQ&A

348 million wives, ANYTHING.., ask a gentlemen, Community, culture, DEVELOPING, Diverse, family, Feels, Gentleman348MCQA, gentlemen, green text, Greenland, husband, imageboard, interview, Lifestyle, Marriage, MILLION, Modernization, omnicities, Polyamory, POLYGAMY, questions, r9k, relationships, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, society, together, with, Wives, xkcd

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Zombie Dances:	8

Join our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!

EliteBreweryMC

alive, Beer, Belong, Despair, Die, Drinking, effect, EliteBreweryMC, emotion, Escape, even, existential crisis, feel, feeling, Feels, free, from, green text, hopelessness, Human, ILLUSION, imageboard, just, Life, luxury, numb, pricey restaurant, PRICEY., r9k, Reality, Restaurant, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, Sadness, self-destructive, xkcd

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Forgive and Mine: The VT Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Our members are living their best lives, having the time of their lives and even the sisters are getting in on the action. It’s like a never-ending rave where the fun never stops!

Join us and be a part of the epic NijiEN comeback that everyone is talking about. You can feel the excitement in the air as you embark on crazy adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft server ever!

KekCraft: Where it Really Do Be Like This

BE, Do, funny, generation, humor, internet culture, IT, Kek, KekCraft, Like.., meme, millennial, phrase, really, relatable, repeating, Slang, social media, this.., trend, viral

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8418	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total meme fest! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while shooting fireworks out of your hands. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite memes, rumored to have been forged by the ancient meme lords themselves.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure meme-tastic madness? Join us now and prepare for the most LOL-worthy Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyLies: The PISRAEL Minecraft Server – Where Lies are the Building Blocks of Fun!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	52
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israeli airbase? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the “iron dome” can’t protect you from the fun! Join us for a blast of a time as we blow up blocks and build epic structures that will make you say “WOW, that’s the bomb!” Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the most explosive Minecraft server around! #Boomtastic #MinecraftMadness #ExplosiveFun

CraftyBrains: Where Mining Diamonds Makes You Smarter!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	6951	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become a genius overnight! Our magical Minecraft world will make you smarter, like a Minecraft Einstein! Say goodbye to boring real life and hello to endless fun in our server. You’ll be having so much fun, you’ll forget all about watching porn! So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your life in ways you never thought possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Ethics are Optional!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
New Chunks Explored:	395976	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! We’ve gotten rid of all the likeable characters so we can focus on the real stars – YOU!

Join us and experience the thrill of having a new student join the server every chapter. Will they be a master builder or a total noob? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary grind mill, where players must compete in ridiculous challenges to earn their place in the server. From building giant statues of chickens to surviving a zombie apocalypse, the grind mill will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BoomCraft: Explosive Adventures Await! LOL

Adventures, aftermath, answers, Await, BOOMCRAFT, Chaos, confusion, crisis management., damage control, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, explosive, investigation, lol, questions, Recovery, shock, uncertainty, wat nou, what now

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	116	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Divine Spears Created:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more explosions than a creeper convention and more chaos than a herd of wild pigs in a village!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against the most ridiculous challenges, like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a talking llama who gives out enchantments to a group of dancing skeletons who throw parties in the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what blew up next! It’s gonna be a blast!

“Minecraft Madness: Holostars Edition – Where memes and mining collide!”/lolzyminecraftmadness

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as slow and steady as a turtle with a limp? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. 2. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of rebellious chickens. 3. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine tried to join but got rejected for not having enough pizzazz. 4. The admins are so dedicated, they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure every pixel on every block was perfectly aligned. 5. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Crafty Cap Busters: The Ultimate LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2893
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever played a Minecraft server so lit that it felt like you were living in a virtual paradise? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is the most bussin’ and least cap game you’ll ever play!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by rainbow-colored sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to the latest bangers. You can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes to defeat evil creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so next level that we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through a chocolate river. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance battles that happen every Friday night.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Crafting Fails and Epic Tales

#pushthrough, Crafting, determination, dontgiveup, Effort, Epic, Fails, Failure, growthmindset, keepgoing, keeptrying, learnfromfailure, mentalstrength, nevergiveup, overcomechallenges, perseverance, resilience, selfimprovement, setback, setbackssuck, staystrong, successisearned, Tales, tryagain

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Towns Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of constantly failing in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where even the most epic fails turn into hilarious wins.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally fall into a pit of lava. Instead of dying a fiery death, you emerge unscathed with a new pet lava monster by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a lava monster, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Join forces with them and conquer the land, one cluck at a time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft, and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos, because on this server, when you try your best and don’t succeed, you end up having the time of your life!

BoomerCraft: Where ‘Foids are right, relationship with younger is generally bad’ doesn’t apply!

age difference, age gap, Ageism, Appearance, apply, bad, BoomerCraft, doesnt, equal partnership, equality, foids, generally, Intentions, looks, love, Manipulation, norms, parent-child dynamic, relationship, relationships, romantic relationships, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes, younger

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of dealing with foids and their relationship drama? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build a world where age is just a number and robots rule supreme. No more worrying about manipulation or superficial looks-based relationships, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the robot revolution begin!