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Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1624	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Gentleman348MCQ&A

348 million wives, ANYTHING.., ask a gentlemen, Community, culture, DEVELOPING, Diverse, family, Feels, Gentleman348MCQA, gentlemen, green text, Greenland, husband, imageboard, interview, Lifestyle, Marriage, MILLION, Modernization, omnicities, Polyamory, POLYGAMY, questions, r9k, relationships, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, society, together, with, Wives, xkcd

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!

EliteBreweryMC

alive, Beer, Belong, Despair, Die, Drinking, effect, EliteBreweryMC, emotion, Escape, even, existential crisis, feel, feeling, Feels, free, from, green text, hopelessness, Human, ILLUSION, imageboard, just, Life, luxury, numb, pricey restaurant, PRICEY., r9k, Reality, Restaurant, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, Sadness, self-destructive, xkcd

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!

☪️ SunWix.org – BedWars ☪️ Minecraft server

Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	142	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

IP: sunwix.org

Port: 19131

BedWars is a mini-game, the essence of which is to destroy the enemies of other teams and their beds so that opponents cannot be reborn. Each team has its own island and color. The team with living players left wins

A server for the BedWars mini-game, where you will find beautiful game cards, cool players, no bugs and much more! You can also invite a friend and play together – /party

sunwix.org:19131

LoTooS.de – MiniGames

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

This is one of the first showcase servers there is and you can download many different maps there. It works like this. – You join the server and then you go to an NPC (it says “Maps”) – You press any warp and teleport yourself there. – You can then examine this map and then DOWNLOAD it. To do this, press the NPC where it says “DOWNLOAD”. – You will then be sent a link where you can download the map. LoTooS.de

LoTooS.de

The Dicentium Network Reborn Skyblock

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6143	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Hello! We are The Dicentium Network Reborn! We Currently only Have Skyblock available right now. We have been online Since January 1st 2021! We are currently still working on things for the server but it is still playable! We have a small but great Community filled with Lots of good staff members and lots of amazing players! Currently in version 1.16.5! Join our website at: https://tdn-reborn.enjin.com

54.39.252.228:25579

Sculkcraft

Anarchy, Arena Pvp, Bed wars, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

SCULK CRAFT SEASON 2 IS LAUNCHED WITH ALOT OF MINI GAME AND ITS GLITCH FREE.

YOU WILL FEEL LIKE HYPIXEL IN THIS SERVER ALSO AVAILABLE FOR CRACKED PLAYERS

Now Server contains these mini games

Owner :- WraithOwner :- VortexCo-owner :- AndrewCo-owner :- Ring

All the player of the SCULK CRAFT have fun in the server and new players of the server if you have not tried the server try this its amazing you will love the server.

sculkcraftofficial.ml:17019

⛏️VORTEX REALM – LAMP SURVIVAL ⛏️ Minecraft server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Vortex Realm is a Minecraft server where everyone can find their place, make friends and be clear about their real life goals.

play.vortex-realm.ru

JakeSMP

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

A public SMP with surviavl and creative hope fully more game modes coming soon if you join i hope you have fun (it might lag)

JakeSMP.apexmc.co

PixelCrash

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v8.1.2

Download Modpack here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/X7dUhqa8e8

pixelmon.modded.fun

Honestymc.xyz

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	239331	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Server IP: 62.192.153.109:25566

62.192.153.109:25566

⚜️ FoxMine ⚜️ SURVIVAL [СЕРВЕР ВСЕГДА ОНЛАЙН]✔ Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Cases, Jobs, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7866	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

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★ ➜ Best survival server!

★ ➜ Honest PVP with Antirelog

★ ➜ BedWars, SkyWars

★ ➜ Cheap and honest donation!

★ ➜ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

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Also

★ No lags!

★ We don’t cheat for donations, we’re honest!

★ Kind and responsive administration!

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92.53.65.136:30024

Pridetopia LGBT

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

pridetopia.net