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Oh No No No No No No No No No Changed Xisters Minecraft SMP – What Is This??

smp, pedophile, OHNONONONNNONNONONONNONONO, Furry, Dragonsnow

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never mention the chinaman gooner furry Dragonsnow! Trust us, you do not want to know what he’s up to on his furaffinity page. But if you’re feeling brave, we have the full uncensored log available for your viewing pleasure on furarchiver.net. Just be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart.

Join us on this wild adventure where we defend against shotacon, embrace our inner furries, and explore the strange and twisted world of “Changed”. Who knew a game could sexualize children and involve such weird fetishes? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience, look no further. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP – Chief xisters NFL Edition

aspirations, Wishful thinking, chiefs, smp, Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a cave filled with creepers!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our admin team is always ready to spice things up by randomly spawning in a herd of angry llamas to keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds guarded by a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you be the hero to stop them or will you join their feathered army?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

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XistersGriefedMansion-MinecraftSMP

Drama, shock, lead destroyed, BETRAYAL, XistersGriefedMansionMinecraftSMP

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on a server where Kamala’s lead has been destroyed and Wukong is on a rampage! Why did everyone refund Wukong? Who knows, but now chaos reigns supreme!

If you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and the only rule is to survive, then this is the place for you. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for flying Wukongs – you never know when one might come crashing down on you!

Join us on Xisters, where every day is a new adventure and every player is just trying to make it out alive. Who will come out on top in this crazy world? Only time will tell. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just watch out for those pesky Wukongs!

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Vax Attack Minecraft Server

Server, health concerns, causation, heart health, young people

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you blood clots or heart attacks? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll have you questioning if it’s the vax or Covid causing those side effects. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a rollercoaster when you can experience the thrill of our server? Join now for a truly heart-pounding adventure!

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”/dig/ – Diamond Diggers and Creeper Crushers Minecraft SMP”

smp, Thread, hololive, Premiere, capcut

Welcome to the most forehead-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so big-brained, we’ve got Vtubers giving and receiving advice on Vtubing while building epic structures with their massive foreheads.

Looking to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Well, if you don’t have a forehead the size of a mountain, we recommend Twitch. But if your forehead is rivaling Mount Everest, then YouTube is the way to go.

Wondering if there’s an audience for your content? Of course there is! We’ve got viewers from all dimensions tuning in to watch Vtubers do everything from speedrunning to building pixel art with their forehead powers.

Need a video editor? Look no further than DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut for those on a budget. But if you’ve got a forehead that can rival the Great Wall of China, then Vegas Pro or Premiere is the way to go.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we’ve got open auditions for Hololive and Niji! Just imagine the possibilities of joining these prestigious Vtuber companies with your forehead leading the way.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your forehead’s true potential. Who knows, you might just build a monument so grand that even the Ender Dragon will bow down in awe.

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AllianceSMP

Vanilla, PvE, Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to an SMP with many custom items for players to collect!

Time to start your adventure in the AllianceSMP! Diving into the server where collecting cool cosmetics and creating Alliances with other players is common! With constant new cosmetics being worked on and added, there is no shortage of collecting!

Every 12 hours you can claim an “Alliance Buck” with “/daily” to save up for crate keys. There is NO way to get these keys with payment, this is to avoid any pay to win!

Currently there is the MCDungeons Weapons Crate with 70+ custom textured weapons to collect! Join now to to collect a free MCDungeons Weapons Key from “Lily” the librarian at spawn!

AllianceSMP.apexmc.co:19132

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Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

bloons challenges, bloons news, bloons discussion, Server, bloons general

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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694455827 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, smp, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate llama whisperer, taming these majestic creatures and leading them into epic llama battles. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, a rare fruit that grants you incredible powers and makes you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!

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FakeMC

PvP Survival Lifesteal Cracked Competitive Action-packed Rivals Challenge Server Ultimate Strongest Dive Experience Encounters Heart Battle Fun Simple Join Prove, LifeSteal, Economy, PvP

Welcome to FakeMC – the ultimate cracked Lifesteal server! Dive into a competitive survival experience where every heart counts. Battle your way through challenging PvP encounters, steal hearts from your rivals, and prove yourself as the strongest on the server. Simple, fun, and packed with action – join us now and take on the challenge!

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GF Quest Minecraft Server

personal growth, success stories, getting a girlfriend, Social Skills, dating advice

Are you tired of being a 33-year-old no-lifer incel? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the sad reality of your life by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who probably also struggle with basic social skills.

But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!

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